Left 4 Dead 2

Left 4 Dead 2

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L4D2 How to trigger people with no effort
By **DeiRowtag
Finally here it is! the highly asked (or not) guide on how to be the worst of what this community has to offer
People are annoying, trolling, glitching, insulting you or your teammates? Let the beast get rid of them.
It will be short but intense! after that you will make yourself hated by everyone
   
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First of all
Be smart and use this guide only against people who attack or harass you in the game.

If a game degenerates for one reason or another, then use the skills learned in this guide against the opponent(s).
Be a gentleman in your toxicity
Insults are for people who no longer know what to say and who are losing their temper, you would recognize them as hard ragers when they talk about your mom, your weight, life, virginity or grammar mistakes and many more things as banal as the one others.

Send harsh words without insulting, a good non-vulgar spade right in your target

Here is some example, everything will depend on your target, the situation and your creativity, the context is of crucial importance

Use your allies as a tool
When the tension gets high, it's up to you to make sure it all blows up.

A simple move, use your team:

Yes, exposing one of your allies by sending a message that was supposed to stay in team chat to everyone.

It's obvious that you're going to lie about what he said or exaggerate it.
But always be nice to your teammates
As far as possible don't make your team your enemy, a votekick is so fast to come.


-Let your opponent make the first moves (glitch or instult).
-Act like you don't understand their reaction even if you pushed them to rage (in a discreet and subtle way, yes it is possible)
-Try to bringuish your team in conflict in a sublte way.


Here some example of what you could say

-why cant we have a nice game..
-and here we go again with toxic players..
-why are you insulting everyone when losing?
-it is not because your weak you have to ruin games


Don't be neither too nice nor too mean, it's a simple and effective manipulation technique, your opponents will see it as an attack and your allies as a fact without insult or aggression.
The famous switch team
If you have a fast connection before everyone else joins the round, or there is a gap in the enemy team, then it's time to switch, send an alltalk vote and teamkill and kill your avatar. Oh and if you use HLDJ make sure to send a good sound for them!

Why alltalk vote? because it will prevent the team to votekick you as long this vote is alive! Lobby or alltalk vote needs both team to vote to end so it will take longer to end than team votes.
Spam voice
It may seem simple or even logical, but not as much to use as you might think.

Spamming the voices of survivors even if the addons are locked in versus we can still spam laughter which is very annoying

Use glitches or command like spam
For this section I redirect you to my two previous guides which explains for one the glitches and the other the annoying commands.


https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1737265062
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1939807747
HLDJ
David guetta will look like a child next to you.

do you know that little software program as old as valve itself?

Here is the special sound box for budding djs


I'm not going to make you an installation guide, you figure it out.

Choosing an appropriate sound
A simple press of the key you've configured
And let the chaos begin


Vote All talk to make it work for the opposing team.
Use lots of fun sounds to get your team to support you in this process.
Don't just use boring and shrill sounds
The legendary one
Nothing to say here we all know this one at the end of the round/game

GG EZ

Conclusion
This is extremely important!

Never harass or insult anyone.
It's only the story of one game...
Use these techniques only against toxic players

If you ever have problem about people harassing/trolling you, you should check out this guide
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1915922131

Look at all these ways to annoy the world? it's unbelievable isn't it? it's almost like a game feature.








25 Comments
Red™ 22 Mar, 2020 @ 9:17am 
Idk man you fell for his bait and you spend too many minutes trying to argue with other guy in the internet. That actually make you look like a loser
󠀡 22 Mar, 2020 @ 9:03am 
Does it make you feel special to bait people in l4d2's steam forum? Is there so little going on with your life outside of your computer that this is what you put your time and effort into?
󠀡 22 Mar, 2020 @ 8:57am 
I'm only here because the thread was removed. Had the thread still begin up, I wouldn't really given a damn about the guide I am typing to you in. The only reason, nothing more, but sure, make up things as much as you'd like for your few buddies to circle jerk in here if it makes you comfy.
**DeiRowtag  [author] 22 Mar, 2020 @ 8:56am 
The nonamed guy is a griefer trying to troll the l4d2 forums, using no name and a hidden profile so no one can find him.

Sadly he got exposed and after that i could easily trigger him on the forums and invited him to comment on this section so all of you can see an exemple :angerfox:

He used my "grammar mistake" as excuse as i said in the guide, it work all the time
󠀡 22 Mar, 2020 @ 8:54am 
"Thank you my little boy you played yourself."

Right, that's why you deleted your own comment. Sorry, try again.
**DeiRowtag  [author] 22 Mar, 2020 @ 8:50am 
Fine addition to the guide people, "how to trigger anyone with simple words"

Thank you my little boy you played yourself
Red™ 22 Mar, 2020 @ 8:49am 
Respectfully disagree.
󠀡 22 Mar, 2020 @ 8:49am 
Lmao, deleted your own comment because of grammar two grammar mistakes which wouldn't have happened if you didn't rush your comment.
Red™ 22 Mar, 2020 @ 8:48am 
Respectfully disagree.
󠀡 22 Mar, 2020 @ 8:43am 
The thread I was going to respond back to you were removed the moment I was about to post, so here's my response to your comment in the l4d2 steam discussion:

I am automaticly a griefer because I have no pfp, no name & private profile? More assumptions with the lack of logic. Nothing but more assumptions. As for the URL, someone who had doxxed me in a versus game had an URL similar to the one I have but without the "2m8" at the end there, which I added in there as he would copy my steam profile link to his youtube channel description with my IP adress leaked in there as well as in his steam group comment section, which he paid close attention to when I changed my steam URL, so there you go. That's the backstory about that one.

Your silly arguments remind me of the memes mentioning how "You are a weeb. Your argument is unvalid", but the meme is begin ironic, you on the other hand is doing this unironically, which I think is something you should be shameful for tbh.