in a public bathroom a lot of things can go wrong. But don't worry, with these tricks you can go through the easiest route to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all this ♥♥♥♥ up and making everyone's day a bit worse

Some possible, fast and effective ways to piss people off is:

1. Piss on the wall
2. Piss on the floor
3. ♥♥♥♥ in the urinal
4. Break the window (only if there's a window and noone is nearby, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)
5. Don't flush, anything
6. Throw random ♥♥♥♥ in the toilet or urinal
7. Bang with full force on the doors of taken toilet booth
8. Try dirty talk with people ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or pissing
9. Write random, offensive ♥♥♥♥ on the mirror with a permament marker
10. Beat up some random person (no matter if they're pissing, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or whatever)
11. Explode a homemade little bomb
12. Throw a homemade smoke bomb in there (bonus points if you throw it in someone's taken booth)
13. Throw all toilet paper in the toilet
14. Make a little fireplace in there
etc.

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i'm not gonna write every possible situation to be an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in, so i will make a summary of tips for you all in situations where any amount of people are around

1. Scream randomly
2. Shout annoying ♥♥♥♥ / random insults / comments about other people / racist propaganda
3. Fart and say loudly "Do you also smell popcorn?"
4. Be smelly
5. Listen to your favourite music on speakers full blasting style
6. Beat people up
7. Use swears between any words ( example: The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weather is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beatiful. ♥♥♥♥, it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nice)
8. Commit casual arson
9. Do Hit'n'Run tactics on people ( you run up, punch them in the face, run away)
10. Laugh loudly at memes you see
11. Laugh at old people
12. Laugh at people other races
13. Laugh at people your own race
14. Piss in public not worrying about your ♥♥♥♥ being shown to everyone
15. Commit casual theft
etc.


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y'know, nobody is born an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. But if you want to choose this path, let me show you some tips on how to make yourself the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by getting some of these stuff in your daily routine

1. Be a hypocrite
2. Don't listen to what other people have to say
3. Talk about people behind their backs
4. Spread hurtful rumors
5. Search for the most destructive thing you can do in your current situation
6. Care only about making other people hate you more and more
7. Use Steam's Guides to post your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 5-minute projects in MsPaint and try to get positive reviews for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ work
8. Develop anger issues


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Thanks to everyone who read to this point

"to truly live is to be a massive ♥♥♥♥ to others" ~ Diogenes maybe

well, off to go commando and wait in the woods, on trees, to throw rocks at unsuspecting people

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