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How to become a good Dancer
By Kaschperle
Hewo!

Traveller take a seat on ur BBC and come closer!

I am now in week 2 of my VR and Full Body first time experience and this is all I found out !

This ♥♥♥♥ contains some actual advice and some you should do if ur a weeb/furry trash thanks!

Have fun reading it you simp!


   
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What you fecka need!
What you need.

If you want to have good tracking you have to use room scale tracking. I personally run into problems with 2 base stations currently!

That's why I think a third one might come in handy (Base Station 2.0 from Valve are out of stock but

you can get the "same" form HTC).

You need atleast 3 free USB Slots to plug in those Vive Tracker bluetooth things.

I also saw u can get a adapter not sure if it works!

Get some straps any should do. Homemade works too but it's up to your comfort what you like.

Obvious thing you need a HMD including controllers...

I use the Valve Index and they are awesome but HANDSTANDS are really hard to put off with the

knuckles since I have small hands maybe it's easier if you have meaty manly hands with which you

can crush any furry.

I am not able to have the pressure completly on my hands, you have to be carefull not to break'em!

I btw recommend the KIWI Pully system it still tangles up if u turn around but it's not a trap for ya!

Get some nice Avatars
This is something completly up to you which avatar you like!

I use the following Avatars pretty often since their just awesome!

Keep in mind you can use *vomit* Knuckle avatars for a lap dance too!






 Full Body Trackin Giving a Lap dance to TENDER - Slow Love.png]

I recommend to push ur avatars to their limits in terms of having the right avatar for the right dance!

Of course this is something based upon ur opinion if a trash furry avatar is pleasent to look at a lap

dance go for it u trash. I do recommend some sexy headcrabs tho ever seen those legs?




♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOT

Gordon ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ramsay would eat that ♥♥♥♥ RAW!

Calibration get ur stinky feet to ur virtual feet!
Calibration is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rookies!


Do you like touching ur feet and ur avatar touch their feet too?

Good we're on the same boat then!

It happens time to time that a Avatar does not fit with ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 5'9 or 178 cm!

Only trash would date guys under 6 ft aka 180 cm. (Stupid murican measurement)

To make it fit I recommend to get "OpenVR Advanced Settings Dashboard Overlay [github.com]"

It gives you some other nice features like a mute button (Which is extremly important if u don't want

CLACK SOUND every 2 seconds and that they hear ur heavy breathing cuz ur lungs are already

trash without covid 19!)



As you can see there are some options here are my "must" change settings.

First of all we start with the mic!
I personally think the Valve Index mic at 100% is to much for my taste that's why it sits at juicy 70%

Try stuff out and find the best option for you I do tend to be more loud

and I rarely whisper unless to seduce ur pray.

Always turn the mic of if you start to dance it makes it more pleasent.

Stay btw hydrated ur going to sweat a lot u filthy pig !

That's why I recommend having more than 1 Gaskets

Keep'em clean babe or you will suffer the smell of ur old sweat u pig!


Ur facking play area aka Chaperon settings

I personally hate those walls which appear and it doesn't help me a lot to know where I am !

This is why I recommend to turn on

  • Center Marker : Displays a marker that represents the center of the playspace.
  • Play Space Maker : Displays the outlines of the rectangle representing the playspace.

The arrow helps you a lot !!!




The actual "Calibration" part of this whole ♥♥♥♥ thing

The way how I do it is I pick my lovely Avatar !

And assert dominance to anybody in my area!



I check where my feet are and if my height is alright!

if my feet don't match I change them.

You try some numbers at the Y-Axis, till they are on ur feet! !



After this u need to reposition ur ingame height probably because ur camera is to high/low!

Go the VRChat settings menu and increase/decrease ur height till it is gucci for ya!


The actual dancing part lmao
This is where ur creativity comes in !


You can rub ur belly on the ground and call it a day!

You also could jump out of ur window and call it dancing!

Maybe try this ^ ;)!

Or ur actually a good fecking human and want to do lap dances!

I will kick ur butt with less power for that!

Don't be shy when u dance I mean what can happen u fail miserably and break ur VR equip!

I really recommend to record/live stream ur dancing!

I personaly rewatch my dances all the time to find new stuff which might look good!

Stuff which doesn't track good!

Yes some stuff is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ when it comesto tracking !

ALWAYS tuck ur shirt in so u don't block the tracker!!!

Happen to do this while I did a handstand and it ruined some seconds of my lovely lap dance lmao!

Have fun or quit.

If you genuinly don't find joy in it ur better off dropping it before u "hate" it.

take it slow or go mayhem!

I prefer my dancing to be more "fast" even tho I realised slow dancing is fun!

I will show you now 2 kind of dancing speed I do (You can have a mix it's good too)!

The slow approach





The give it all bae approach!





or my all time favourite to the song "W/♥♥♥♥" by In This Moment

PS: Was the very first day I danced with my HMD :DDD!


Try "theme" kind of dancing!



Do any kind of genre don't hesitate to try ♥♥♥♥ out


Do anything u desire! If u want to dance like those anime weeb ♥♥♥♥ waifu's go for it!

YOU need to have fun at dancing!

I genuinly enjoy "lap dancing" the most, it's just nice!

Résumé
Go out and suck some ♥♥♥♥ what else are ya going to do trash.

Sincerely Queenie
31 Comments
Republic Of Latvia 2 Jan @ 5:15am 
wasting your money on trackers is stupid. please get a life, im surprised this was an legit guide. absolute degeneracy.
Kaschperle  [author] 25 Nov, 2022 @ 6:33am 
ah yes the professional dancer at 15 self taught mocking someone it does indeed show ur narrow mind "professional" ape
Cooper 25 Nov, 2022 @ 6:04am 
As a 15 year self-taught professional dancer, I clicked this expecting something serious.
I instead got a tutorial on how to be a degenerate thot lap dancer on VRC.
Everyone has their market, I guess...
The fact that people like this can get lots of views on their "dance" really demoralizes people who spend their entire lives becoming professionals and get nothing because it's not "sexy" or "cute"
<TZ> Xiphosura 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:23pm 
"Tuck your shirt." I thought it was an unspoken rule that one just does not wear any garments while going full cardio in VR
NobodyImportant 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:18pm 
I thought this guide was just a funny troll, but it seems the brain damage-typing in the paragraphs are serious.
Anam cara 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54pm 
Big fan. Thanks
SkeleWiz 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:48pm 
what the fuck did i just read, i didnt even finish after the first paragraph it was horrible. wtf is a kiwi pully system
dizzydukesGirlslayer 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25pm 
Actually the worst shit in vrchat right here
Stage 4 malignant brain tumor 19 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07am 
bosnian is actually based??!?!?!!
Lil Liu 18 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm 
A piece of advice for those who are really interested in doing hand-stands but don't want to risk breaking the crap out of your index fingers. Slide the controller further up and around your wrists/lower forearms. I do this between dance moves so as to not break a lot of immersion but it is definitely worth the 10 seconds of awkward hand movements to properly do a hand-stand without possibly hurting your expensive controllers. <3