Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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By fetalalcoholsyndrome293
dis gide wil tech u haw to pley roket man
   
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hoo is sodler?
sodler is ofence klas in shuter gam Group tower defence he has roket gun dat shots roket dat ned to travel befor it hit target but if it hit target it do alot of damag aslo he got shotgun if he ned to kil person at clos range aslo he got shavle but it bad melle

keep in mind dat roket do splash damege dis is gud for enemie groop but be carful if u chut roket clos to urslef den u take hurt an dat not gud so remember don chut roket at clos rang

"butt wat kan Jain Dough do wif roket??"
hear is anser

he kan us roket to jump rely hi
"how roket jump?"
don worry i got anser
u gota krauch jump(pres spac then ctrl)
an when u kruch jump u chut roket below u den u go fling

aslo if u hit eneme u kan get a direct hit(not the boom gun) if u get direc hit eneme take knokbak an fling away from u

aslo don chut roket at le gas masc wering arsonist bc he kan us his airblats to reflec ur roket bac at u
unles hes using da phlog den go ahed

"butt haw kan me hit target with roket??"
u gota predict wear ur enemie is gona go
4 example:
if da enemy is movin forward u gotta shoot ahed of him
if da enemy is moving backward u gotta shoot behind him
prmeri wepon
hear ar mane wepon 4 solder maan

roket gun
is good














painis joke
quake riskin of roket gun an it apeers in midl of scren














libety bom
it shut faster rocet an hold 5 roket insted of 4 but exlposim radus smoler an it do les damge















air boom
smoler boom radus but when u in da ar it chute fatser and smol bom radus an id holds mor roket wen get kil
















virgin gun
it hold 1 les roket but it giv 20 helth bac on atak













centered impact
very smal boom radus but it do mor dagme an roket fastere














literally garbage
u kan hold maus 1 to load liek 3 roket or somfink an reles to frie al roket butt dnt lod 2 mani roket in2 it or u go boom an take hurt














space boom
idk wat it do but u can charg up biiiiiig booom












roket jump
it do no damag but itr good for roket jump









sekodairy fings
sheutgn
sheutgn
dis is gud against rubberface flame fetish





green sheutgn
it hold les amo but if u flinged ur target in2 da air it shots mini glow bulet dat do mor damag






drum gun
idk wat it do but it lokes cool




baner
poket medick
virgins like to use dis wit da blek box bc tey r a bonch of pusycat
(it heels u)


















car batery
dis fing grants damg resistenc















goodie bag
dis makes ur gun do da glow an does mor damag




other doohickies
literally boots
good for roket jumping an stomping on ur enemies














literally steel-toed boots
u take les damege from ur roket















parashoot
if u pres da jump key wile in da air u deploy parachut
ppl liek to use dis wit da air boom













comedy gold
what did the bison say to his son when he was leaving for college?
bye son
other then that idk wat it do but it lokes cool
melle
hear is al fingies
shavel
its not verey gud












childhood trauma
hit somone wit dis to gain sped bost but it do les demag









pikakse
us dis to run liek a litle beach wen ur low on helth but u take extra damag










minor miner trouble
u deel mor damag wen u hav lo helth but meduck cant hel u













market gardener
lmao if u dont kno wat dis does wth hav u been doin
(it crits while ur airborne)
ppl liek to use dis with da roket jumper
(it's called being a trolldier)











katana
u get 50% of yer bace helth bac on kil butt if u sheathe it if u didnt kil somone den u gon take 50 damage
u can duel wit kaboom man for 1 hit kil










pain
this weapon has a crit rate of 90%









royalty
the best melee weapon of all time









big a$$ spike
u captrur stuf phaster butt u r mor vulnebale








saxton hale made out of australium
if u kil wit dis ur eneme wil turn in2 australium
ok maybe this is the best melee of all time






basically every other melee is a reskin
bad peepole
ur suposed to chut deez guys with yer wepon
fast douche
the boston boy is fast so he isn eesy to hit aslo watch out he got a big sheutgn fingy an a soda dat has liek 3 tims his bodey weght in shoogr





you but on a different team
idk what to say here just shoot him with your rockets







literally satan
this abomination can use it's airblast to reflect ur rockets back at you so if u see one of these chances are they are smart enough to reflect ur rockets so use ur shotgun instead




kabooooooooooooom man
he kan fro his giant prescripton medication pills at u usin his tubee of deth
juts chut him wif roket








pootis
he wil shot u wif sasha so u beter watch aut but roket do big damag so it ok









engine
dis short texan wil built his setry gun but it ok bc u got rokets an dey do alota damag to his toys








medick
dis MeeM wil probeble b heling pootis so u beter keel him frist








ah pis
dis jar pisser will try 2 put boolet thru ur head but if u get 2 clos he wil pul out his nife an stab stab stab u mabe he wil even fro pis at u








pie
dis sneekie lil french man wil try to plant a nife in ur bac an u arent de fastest clas evr so be carful
or u kan juts roket jump away
koncluson
hear ar al fings u were suposd to lern

- roket do splash damage
- roket has to travel
- don chut pyros
- u gota predict wear ur target is gona go

so dats it i gues
juts folow deez rule an den ul be a pro gamer

maek sur to rat 5 stars an give me a good review on yelp ok buye i hav to try to get custody of the kids again