(sorry for the reupload my first one got taken down) You make bad waffles? obviously, thats why your here. You wanna make better waffles huh? Well heres step by step guide. Btw ♥♥♥♥ you

Step 1: Throw the ♥♥♥♥ing Waffle iron out the door. try to hit one of the cats if those are out your back door. We dont need it. (or the cats)
Step 2: Go to Walmart (or any other provider of waffles) and acquire a box of waffles. They have to be Eggo because your a commie if there not.
Step 3: Remember to get gas on the way home. Your 1994 Dodge Neon gets about as good as gas mileage as a melting stick a butter defying the laws of physics and going up a hill.
Step 4: Go back to the store and buy a Toaster you dumb dumb. forgot to buy one.
Step 5: Repeat Step 3
Step 6: Realize you just spent what was left of your welfare on waffles and you wont be able to afford any of your 12 kids birthdays this month (wait i have 12 kids...born in the same month)
Step 7: Contemplate life.
Step 8: Plug in the Toaster.
Step 9: Go re-flip the breaker in your trailer because the toaster just did about 4 years of energy consumption in 4 microseconds.
Step 10: Return to Kitchen and put waffles in toaster.
Step 11: Feel Accomplished.
Step 12: Set the timer to 5 minutes.
Step 13: You burnt them way to go you ♥♥♥♥
Step 14: Repeat steps 10-12
Step 15: Grab a plate...or what ever you eat on.
Step 16: Try to land the waffles on the plate when then pop out.
Step 17: Pick them off the floor if you failed at step 16.
Step 18: Stack them to make them look pleasing.
Step 19: Slice 1/3 of a stick of butter from whats left of the fridge you stole from your step brother 2 years ago (he still dosen't care)
Step 20: Put syrup on waffles (if you have any)
Step 21: Put fork in waffles.
Step 22: Consume waffles you failure.
Step 23: Repeat all steps when hungry.