Choose kyoko

1:Beat teh first boss
Quickly buy all the basic kyoko combos from the dojo at the begining.
(the second red house at the beggining,I miss it on my first playtrough and lost all my money while dying)

2:After u feed godai. Go do ur groceries and stock up on items


3:always Choose the smug elvis guy as ur compagnion.(his range kick can save ur ass)

4:Repeat after each boss.and buy kyoko Specials so u can press B to win.
(godai isnt hungry anymore)

when u die u lose ur money so there no reason to keep it!

PS:Objects stats arent worthwhile to buy except the frilly bra wich grants you 1 second more of invunaribility.

my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob guide is done. now go away and have fun