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How to execute full TPK
By awwlie
This is how you can execute a full TPK *( Team Party Kill )*
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Team party kill and it's choice
Well hello there, you have joined me to learn how to execute the perfect TPK, this is the choice only you can take as an serious DM and only if your players are murder hobos or just annoying.
How to execute it?
Well there are many choices such as throwing 3 metallic dragons towards your group and just saying they hit everything, and that they succeed to recharge their breath weapon in average of 2 turns. Or then you give them a homebrew creature that is immune to all types of damage, and just has a average of dmg per round of 148.
Thank you for reading.
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16 Comments
THE COUCH MAN 20 Dec, 2024 @ 6:17pm 
As a veteran DM of over 20 years, I can confirm that this will indeed kill the party (and game) :steamthumbsup:
mystery man 15 Jan, 2024 @ 10:33am 
no no no don't drop monsters at or on them let them believe their alone let them see things in the corner of there eyes. say "the floors of the dungeon are clean as new" if they suspect abort until their guard is down and BOOM gelatinous cube or whatever you want to kill them
Secret (ly) a Pawssum 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:36am 
"Total"
sozcaps 9 Nov, 2023 @ 1:28am 
The T stands for Total, not Team. And also, if the party are 'annoying' or 'murder hobos',
you have likely framed something wrong as the DM,
Maybe that particular group is better off playing a video game together.
Averis 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:24am 
The Terrasque has a baby.

Astral Trolls control their breatheren in a epic war waged versus their favorite bar for reasons of "an express way".

The Modons perform a mysterious dance which teleports two planets to collide for 'insert x reason'.
Averis 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:21am 
Gelatinous cube drops, everyone dies.
Ozie 23 Feb, 2022 @ 7:12pm 
tpk stands for 'total party kill'
Kiddley 11 Jun, 2021 @ 12:49pm 
Those who say "Just communicate with your players" are seriously ignoring some major things about players. If it gets to the point that you are about to TPK, you have already tried that. You have thrown shit at them, you have killed problematic characters and they just made a new one with different or the same problems, there is so much going on beyond "talking" to your players.
Sol Galactis 15 Apr, 2021 @ 12:49pm 
I like it. Thanks. Will use it in my next session. My players are level 3 already. Do you think this method still works? /s
Jeffman12 24 Aug, 2020 @ 9:42pm 
I'd have imagined this was an embittered response to receiving such treatment from a GM.
But I agree with the others, this is a pretty roundabout way to communicate to your party that the campaign's been hopelessly derailed.