Is yo invotory fild wit bills, tem captins, fancee fedorahs, an stranges? dow u lack somtin? UR MISSING A GHASTLY GIBUS!
do u wnt it? GOOD! les begin.
step 1: Cler ur inventory(dun worry u get it back after all of this ish ovur)
step 3: Call Dr.Phil an hee will say "Dr.Phil here plz leave a message after duh beep." next say "Mmm wat a delishous cak" n Dr.Phil will say "Did you ever wondr if duh cak was ay lie?" say "Yes" an he will say bak "Wee Wee will fin out aftr dis brak."
step 4:(THIS IS HARDEST STEP PAY ATENTON!) Chek ur invantary. u shuld see noting but a gibus.(u deleting ur staff transported it to me account soooh I could make EA profit.)

Q&A

Q: What if I call Oprah instead?
A: u will get an unusual Team Captn. You dun want that.

Q:What if I say pie instead of cake?
A: Dr.Phil will grab u by the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bal-

Q:Why would anyone want to follow your stupid guides!
A: W-......Good question.