Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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- How to Make Machine Guns -
By Stormewoode and 1 collaborators
How to make certain machine guns.
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- Shuriken -
The first thing you want to do is go into the debug tools in your settings - this will be the same with the Hwacha - and turn "ranged units attack fast" on. Now you will spawn your sensei - this is who you will play as - and your enemies. PS: Sensei is a secret unit, and you can find him in the dynasty level. You will now possess the sensei by clicking F, and then spamming RMB. If all is done right, you will now be shooting shurikens like mad. Also, Sensei is very expensive at 3000.
- Hwacha -
You basically already know what to do now. It's exactly the same. But with a Hwacha. Hwacha is not a secret unit, but is expensive at 1500. Make sure you take control of the Hwacha itself, though, as the human controlling it actually has no control. Hwacha can be found in Dynasty tab.
- Windup Gatling Gun -
You already know what to do now. It's exactly the same as the first two. But with a Ballista. Ballista is not a secret unit, but is pricey at 900 and also in the medieval section. When you start spamming lmb, it will not fire right away, but when you release the button.
- Ballista -
It's the same as the windup one, but this time put two cheerleaders by it's side.
- Axe -
For this one you want the secret unit Ullr. Pricey at 3000. To find him, go to the Viking Sandbox and look south of the gate on the reds side for a hexagonal cage. Look inside the cage for a snow cap. Look at the cap until it glows and pops. For this one you will alternate buttons lmb and rmb. No cheerleaders, just the ranged attack speed buff.
- Chu Ko Nu -
Yet another secret unit, Chu Ko Nu can be found in the Ancient sandbox. From the default camera orientation, look at the walled courtyard on the right side of the map. The crossbow can be found sandwiched between the southern building and the wall hiding behind some bushes. Look at the crossbow until it disappears. Two cheerleaders by her side and the ranged attack speed buff. She basically fires a laser beam.
- Tumbleweed Machine -
For this one you need the cannon, which found is in the pirate tab, pricing for 1000. You're gonna put two cheerleaders next to it and possess it. Look at the ground in the direction you want and spam lmb. Now cannonball tumbleweeds should be rolling across the ground in the direction of your will.
- Pumpkin -
A pumkin catapult, possesion, two cheerleaders and the fast attack dlc and this is what you get...
- Turret Deployer -
Well, this one is kinda weird, and not exactly a machine gun. Ok, not a machine gun at all. You need a flintlock unit from the pirate faction, two cheerleaders and the units attack fast dlc. When you press rmb the right flintlock from the flintlock unit will drop to the ground, seemingly rendering it useless. But if you wait a second, and click rmb again, the grounded flintlock will fire. This can be spammed as fast as you want, but if you click lmb, it will render both useless.
- Super Machine Gun - (Credit to liz.steele)
You can also make a SUPER machine gun by using a gatling gun (western secret unit) and 30 cheerleaders (tribal secret unit) + the DLC units attack fast bug. I managed to kill three ice giants with this.
- Musket - (Credit to ethanwang81109)
Put one musketeer one the map with 30 cheerleaders + the attack fast dlc.
- Swordcaster - (Credit to Guineatron)
Add a Swordcaster, 30 cheerleaders, and go in to slow mo using G.
- Snakes - (Credit to penguin_coder)
Snake boys and a TON of cheerleaders.
- Deadeye - (Credit to ~Jazz~)
Put down a deadeye and 30 cheerleaders, and then possess him.
- Harpoon - (Credit to Goose)
Put down a harpooner, then a bunch of cheerleaders and possibly the firing fast bug from the bug dlc, it's crazy! It lures in the enemy way too much so sometimes you can die really quickly.
Do you have any suggestions?
Put them in the comments! I'd love to hear what you come up with.
44 Comments
freebird_911 19 Jun @ 7:14am 
I found that with a Divine Arbiter and 30 cheerleaders, you can basically spam airstrikes on the enemy, i used it in the Tactical Campaign
sxviecco 13 Mar, 2024 @ 7:55pm 
the ballista is in the ancient faction not the medeivel
TheBigLoser 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:34am 
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River Guy 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:37pm 
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help kill bob and doge by copy and pasteing this DO IT
gamerboy0529 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:03pm 
imagine this place 20 cheerleader by a tank and the tank shoots rapidly






you know what ima try it
Stormewoode  [author] 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm 
Oh, cool! I'll put that in soon!
fanum tax ohio 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53pm 
And you can make another minigun with the Balloner. I dont mean the melee one that is terrible, but i mean the ranged unit. It just makes units fly straight up when the balloons hit them.
fanum tax ohio 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm 
You can also make a minigun with the Blowgunner. it just makes units pretty much fall asleep.
Stormewoode  [author] 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am 
Goose - I'll make a note of it! Expect to see that in this guide later today!
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