So, if you're reading this, you probably are having trouble getting better at CS:GO. Maybe you just can't pass that next rank, or you constantly bottom frag. Maybe you're just tired of playing a skrubs. Maybe you yourself are a skrub. Well that's all about to change. With this one simple trick, you will be playing at above Legendary Eagle level within a few days of practice. After figuring out this trick, I went from being around Nova 3 to a Legendary Eagle Master. If you would like to be like, me, read on...

So, you probably are at least half decent, and you've put in a fair amount of time into this game already, with not much to show for it. Here's some music for you. There are little tricks that always help, like walking and aiming at head level, but there's more to it. With this one simple trick, and a few hours of practice, you will be playing like the pros.

Alright, so you've probably watched the pros play before. If you haven't, just watch this.
Now you notice how their crosshairs are always at head level? That's the trick, they eliminate the Y-axis entirely. Now, with a normal keyboard and mouse or controller, it is very difficult to always keep your crosshair at the default head level. From over 10 years of Counter-Strike, the very top percentile of players have figured out a way to counter this, and make it so they can practically get instant headshots. But how do they do it?

The way they eliminate the Y-axis entirely? They use a racing wheel. They use the wheel to turn left and right, the shifter to change weapons, and the pedal to fire and reload. It sounds crazy, but that's just what they want you to think in the first place. If people found out about this, complete noobs would come in and be dominating veterans on their first day. But now you know the secret.

So, now that you know the secret, you need to choose a wheel that fits you. Now, you could just go out and buy some cheap plastic wheel for $20, but that's not the type of person you are. You came here to be the best. You want to dominate the competition. You don't need some skrub racing wheel. Skrub gear makes a skrub player. You need the Thrustmaster T500 RS. I mean, sweet Jesus, look at this thing. Now, most people wouldn't be willing to shell out $600 dollars for a racing wheel. That's because they're skrubs. I guarantee you that anyone who says that you're crazy is not ranked Legendary Eagle Master, or even close to that rank for that matter. Do you see the masculine glory of this thing? It radiates professionalism. You cannot be remotely good at this game without a Thrustmaster T500 RS. If you've ever watched a competition, notice how when it shows the people playing, it never shows their keyboards or mice? That's because they have professional racing wheels that they're using, and they're keeping that from the public. But I believe you should know about it.

Now, if you're read this far, that means that you've probably just received your Thrustmaster T500, or wheel of similar tier, and you're ready to dominate the competition. So now, pop in the disc that you received with your wheel, install the drivers, plug the wheel and peripherals, and you're ready to go. It will take about half an hour to get used to, so go hop in with some harmless bots and test it out. I promise you that after around 20 minutes, you'll have at least 50 kills and no deaths whatsoever. At this point, it's time to hop into a competitive game, and dominate all the weaklings that you must defeat in order to be the best.

Now, once you get good, you're bound to be attacked with accusations of hacking. Your parents, who have been trying to become pros at Counter Strike for their whole lives will drill you with questions about how you became so good, so fast. They will have a mid-life crisis as to how their child became exponentially better than them in just a few hours. The rest of their lives they will be radiant with pride, and will brag to all their friends about how good you are at Counter Strike, but they will always be envious. You will be questioned daily as to how you can do it and put up with it all. Don't tell them how, and make sure you pay the bills for that month so that they don't see the $600 charge. No one can know but you. The biggest secret to being a professional: don't tell anyone your tricks. Now after a few hours, you will be ranked at Legendary Eagle, and if you're good enough, maybe even Global Elite. Soon you will be invited to top-tier clans, such as NiP or fnatic. Regardless of what clan you are invited to, decline all of them. You're too good for them. You are the best. You won't settle for anything other than the best. You will make a clan with just yourself, and you will 1v5 scrim the top clans. And you will win. Now that you have the envy of your entire town, and the Thrustmaster T500 RS, you are unstoppable. No one can defeat you now.

Well, if you have followed these steps correctly, you are now the best Counter-Strike player in the world. You are now unstoppable. Epic poems will be written about you, and your name will be passed down for eras. You are the legend. And the legend never dies.