Boring Man - Online Tactical Stickman Combat

Boring Man - Online Tactical Stickman Combat

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How to Properly Prepare Drone for Cooking
By Amy Ascahl Amphi
Read here to learn how to prepare and cook drone for your dinner table.
   
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Step 1
Drones can be found throughout Somewhere Land, but for legal reasons you must find them in the wild. Do this by killing hoppers and cannibals many times a day until you eventually acquire a Drone as a gift from the Stick Gods
Step 2
For the next step take your drone to a private area, preferably in Boring Man Fields 1. Bring a fire uzi and set your drone slightly above the ground.
Step 3
Light the ground on fire but be careful not to shoot the drone. Shooting the drone will damage the meat and maybe even break the Drone apart.
Step 4
Once you've used up all of your fire uzi ammo, your Drone is ready for eating! Make sure to cut it up with a knife so you can chew properly. Enjoy!
2 Comments
Cthulhu 3 Sep, 2020 @ 8:29pm 
Instructions unclear, drone gained sentience and killed me
dowagon 10 Aug, 2020 @ 1:17am 
Thanks, I can finally cook my drone! I thought you had to boil them or steam them, but they kept tasting like wet electronics.