Holdfast: Nations At War

Holdfast: Nations At War

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How to pick up women in holdfast
By Voicedrew11
A gentlemans guide to dating in holdfast
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Step 1: Ensure you are attracted to women
There may be many reasons why you may be attracted to men, the most prominent of which being homosexuality. If you happen to be gay, this guide may not be for you, though you may be able to gather some useful information regardless. It may be incredibly difficult to check for homosexuality, so here is a infographic to help you figure it out.

Step 2: Join Chad Regiment
There are many regiments in holdfast, but only a few turn you into a chad that few women can resist.

1. 47e



The 47e is a great choice, infact, you get two Thai strippers upon joining! Way to get a head start on all those other virgins!

2. 7. Fuß


The 7. Fuß can also be a great chad regiment, but unfortunatly, no grils are included with entry, so they get a solid pass from me :(

3. 77th

Monkeys spend a large amount of their day having sex.
Step 3: Locate the bahjina
This can be difficult nowadays, its hard to know if you are talking to an actual wahmen, or if you're talking to A TRAP!

This however did not prove difficult in my regiment... Infact, I knew where to go right away.



Now listen very carefully, for it is very important... You need to brag about the size of your musket, yeah, that's right, your musket. Talk extensivly about how it's muzzle loaded, how it can penetrate heavy armour, how it's ammunition needs to be kept away from liquids. Finally, it is important that you ask her to polish your musket.



After she has polished your musket... Thank her; that would've been hard work by yourself!

Step 4: Profit!
Thank you all for listening to my Ted talk, I hope you found much women while on this journey, or at the very least a couple thai strippers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
53 Comments
Bocch_tho 30 Jun @ 5:40am 
Has this been needed yet?
HugOwO 26 Mar @ 2:28am 
This is partially true. I ended up having several Holdfast E-boyfriends with this.
Dickle 4 Mar @ 1:47pm 
Can you do this, but for how to pickup men instead?
Thorstein 17 Feb @ 2:30am 
got all the linebattle women
Mikhail 2 Feb @ 3:56pm 
Bro there are only 3.5 women who play holdfast. What women exactly are you talking about?
EvelKαl 18 Oct, 2024 @ 8:45pm 
vive l’empereur !
Szpilman 9 Sep, 2024 @ 1:18am 
I never thought a girl will polish my musket. So I went to a Polish women and told her to polish my musket. Great guide, thanks.
HandBananuh🐧 26 Aug, 2024 @ 2:16am 
its true i got like 500 women since i read this
Littlewheel 26 Nov, 2023 @ 9:42pm 
can confirm, not in those regs and no wahmen yet :cupdown:
Messire 11 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03pm 
instruction unclear PENIS DANS OIGNON