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why digger zombie is a pedophile
By Uzawa Reisa
people can argue whether or not buckethead is a sex offender but Digger Zombie is clearly the real deal here as i will explain why shortly
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Category: Characters, Story or Lore
Languages: English
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7 Sep, 2020 @ 3:43pm
27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm
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Guide Index
Overview
Introduction 
reason 1 
resaon 2 
reason 2 
reasn 4 
raisin 5 
concussion 
Comments
Introduction
people can argue whether or not buckethead Zombie is a sex offender but Digger Zombie is clearly the real deal here as i will explain why

(i had to ask mom how to spell interducton)
reason 1
hes fat and ugy


resaon 2
in the sunflower song at the end of the game, he goes to ur house and says:



and ONLY LITTLE KIDS RIDE TRICYCLES!

(I'm 9 and i ride real bikes now btw)
reason 2


instead of eating ur brian he walks back to town to find kids to molest
reasn 4

he digs close to the surface so if there is a child on the lawn he can climb out as asap as possible
raisin 5
he should be burnt to a crisp 😡
concussion
digger zombie is a pædophile!

100 times more dangerous than buckethead zombie!!

KEEP AWAY FROM LITTLE KIDS!!!!!!!!!1!

thanks 4 listening 😎

294 Comments
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babsta 5 Jul @ 11:24pm 
why did I laugh at this so hard for so long
Donovan Steelings 29 Jun @ 5:22am 
totally heckin agree
Uzawa Reisa  [author] 27 Jun @ 5:29pm 
sure you guyys can do whatever with this guide go crazy (with rizz)
Max and Watch 25 Jun @ 2:47pm 
Hey dude, can I make video for Youtube about this? it will be really funny. I'll credit.
Krioti 23 Jun @ 9:02pm 
no u
Kenzie4299 22 Jun @ 2:42am 
thank you for this very important and needed knowledge:GDNormal::lario::steamthumbsup::steamhappy:
Cleano. 2 Jun @ 2:25pm 
why is a 9 year old talking about pedos and molesting kids
epicgamer123 25 May @ 7:05pm 
im going to keep my future kids away from this montser tank you
THE SLAYER OF DOOM 6 May @ 11:42am 
bros describing me
jaidenschum 28 Apr @ 10:48pm 
Thank you for saving me from this monster :headcrab: