We all know that Dead by Daylight is a game free of toxicity and family friendly. Every insult is made for fun to squabble a little with people you just had very good game with. Book of Roasts does not encourage to insult either your teammates or opponents. This said, guide you are about to view is to...polish up your word-game, so it will catch up to your NOED or Decisive Strike. *wink*

Help this guide to evolve from smoll book of Roasts, to B I G book of Roasts!
People are easily offended, so if you want to post your own roasts...just...just take in consideration this is game with average age close to Fortnite average.

On top of that, make your* roasts flexible and short. They should be offensive a bit, but nothing too serious so people using it won't be banned for vebal abuse. Don't forget about Steam forum rules.


*We all know amoeba can't be creative, that is why you are here.

1-10
• Salt Dispenser
  
• Hate Filled Donut
  
• Party Filler
  
• Toxic Grasshopper
  
• Odious Flashlight Main
  
• Iridescent Rudepelstiltskin
  
• Unasinous Premades
  
• Boosted Zounderkite
  
• Son of a Fail
  
• Douche-Bagastan King

11-20
• Entity with a small PP
  
• Salt Lake Paraglider
  
• Blockhead
  
• Foot Wrapper
  
• Soft Cucumber
  
• Silly Willy
  
• Lazy Walrus
  
• Nuclear Waste
  
• Salt Water Clownfish
  
• Bitter Marshmallow

21-30
• Timid Froglet
  
• Frisky Seagull
  
• Little Screamer
  
• Moist Cactus
  
• Brave Biscuit
  
• Crying Onion
  
• Cotton Legged Kangaroo
  
• Left Sock
  
• Clumsy Clam
  
• Prince Pufferfish

31-40
• Lil' Lamp Lover
  
• Itsy Bitsy
  
• Saltbag
  
• Upside-down Elbow
  
• Crybaby
  
• RMB Main
  
• Styrofoam Toothpick
  
• Monkey Hand
  
• Teeth Tooth
  
• Angry Ostrich

41-50
• Mussel Fussel
  
• Salt Pouch
  
• Left Finger of Right Hand
  
• Fluffy Hater
  
• Otto von Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff
  
• Tauta Wamta
  
• Durian Sniffer
  
• Unskill Check
  
• Saltwater Cuttlefish
  
• Triangle Face

51-60
• Straw Cigarette
  
• Muddy Catfish
  
• Love Filled Worrior
  
• Jellyfish Skeleton
  
• Cloth Wad
  
• Tik-Tok User
  
• Flaccid Pancake
  
• Agressive Caterpillar
  
• Camper Main
  
• Sir Tunnel-a-Lot

61-70
• Knight of the Short Hook
  
• The Amazing Hooker
  
• Sad mmmMuffin
  
• Cow that does Meow
  
• Bag of Insults
  
• Ding Dong
  
• Fluffy Ball of Hatred
  
• Entity Pawn
  
• Opressing Opossum
  
• le Pain in Pain

71-80
• Wet Trench Coat
  
• Bloodpoints Beggar
  
• Gum Gum
  
• Dead Sea Mariner
  
• Vengful Pitchfork
  
• Our Little Pony
  
• Salt Pit
  
• Toxic Leaflet
  
• Hexadecahedron of Hate
  
• Gummy Hedgehog

81-90
• Locker Speleologist
  
• Pond Conch
  
• Salt Crystal
  
• Desert Penguin
  
• Salt Den
  
• Basic Dwight
  
• Flappy Eel
  
• Banana Doorknob
  
• Grandfathers Buoy
  
• Trashbin Delight

91-100
• Paper Plane
  
• GEHenna
  
• Loko Choco
  
• Papi
  
• Old Cherry
  
• Rusted Can
  
• Hatch Dweller
  
• Pink Sandal
  
• Mr. Garbo
  
• Barole Caskin

101-110
• Close Dirt Observer
  
• Salt Miner
  
• Seedless Sunflower
  
• Birb called Elmo
  
• Swift Rock
  
• Basement Viber
  
• Bugo Hoss
  
• Grass Taster
  
• Hatch Camper
  
• Cringe Dingle

111-120
• Bald Beaver
  
• Pixelated Brain Cell
  
• Anger Frequency
  
• Chancellor from Bastardia
  
• Blue Ble
  
• Carrot Diver
  
• Ultra Common Add-on
  
• One-Legged Lobster
  
• Male Slipper
  
• Funy Buny

121-130
• 5gen Shaq
  
• Spoon Collector
  
• Trigger Tiger
  
• 2077 Delay
  
• Moody Valve
  
• Salt Pipe
  
• Boho
  
• Pimp Shrub
  
• Lil' Trigger
  
• Scout Bubba

131-140
• Slim Slick
  
• Dirty Shoelace
  
• Rotten Log
  
• Sea Shell
  
• Dead by Seasalt
  
• Dullhead Nitwit
  
• Piece of old Cheescake
  
• 96
  
• Sewer Mermaid
  
• -273,15°C

141-150
• NaCl Sniffer
  
• Wooden Hoe
  
• Salt in a Bottle
  
• 
  
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0
• [insert your nickname here]

1-10
• You are so uncreative, you have to use guide to roast someone.
  
• I'm not saying you are stupid, you just have troubles with thinking.
  
• You are so slow, even Borrow Time can't keep up.
  
• If nuclear plants would run on toxic materials, you would be no.1 source of energy.
  
• You are so undecisive, even Decisive Strike is unsure what to do.
  
• DbD is tagged as "horror" only because you are playing it.
  
• You are so dull, hex totems spawns on you.
  
• If you would be a DLC, BHVR would make you free.
  
• You are so tasteless even Bubba does not want to eat you.
  
• Freddy don't want you in dream world, because you would destroy it with your hostility.

11-20
• You are the reason Plague pukes.
  
• They named spice after you - salt.
  
• You are so childish, nobody takes DbD as horror game anymore.
  
• If Myers could talk, he would say he can't look at your ugly cosmetics.
  
• You are so tryhard, even speedrunners can't compete with you.
  
• If skill could be measured, you would be a 0 on that scale.
  
• You are so boring, generators let you repair faster to not have you around.
  
• 2020 couldn't be worse, but then I played with you.
  
• You are the origin of term "hypersaline lake".
  
• Your level of creativity can be measured in Myers chase music.

21-30
• I could insult you, but I don't think you would understand it.
  
• You are so outdated, Internet Explorer seems trendy.
  
• If your brain could talk, it would be mute.
  
• You are so stiff, Austrialians surf on you.
  
• Intelligent aliens do not contact us, because you lower IQ of the whole civilization.
  
• British does not pronounce "T" because you drink it all.
  
• You are the reason washing hands need instruction.
  
• Animals does not talk due to danger of conversation with you.
  
• If RGB PC hardware means efficiency, then there is hope for you to be skilled.
  
• I was browsing jobs offer today and i found 0 for fools with long experience like you.

31-40
• You are so needless, i could compare you to dubbed anime.
  
• If talking ♥♥♥♥ would make you profit, you would be next Jeff Bezos.
  
• You are so odd, Japanse reality shows seems normal in comparison.
  
• If you keep rolling your eyes, maybe you will find your brain.
  
• You are without taste so much, Nissan Cube seems stylish.
  
• Guinness World Book says you beaten record of the most concentrated salt level in human body.
  
• You are so mature, you are almost at the level of seven years old girl.
  
• They called from jerk store - they are running out of you.
  
• You are so unskilled, even skillchecks feels bad for showing up to you.
  
• Do you smell it? It smells...like douchebag.

41-50
• You can't photoshop your ugly personality.
  
• If I wanted to hurt myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
  
• Your favorite snack is salt with potato chips, yes?
  
• You are so n00b, i think you are playing with upside-down keyboard.
  
• ♥♥♥♥ happens, look at your skill.
  
• If X=0, then your skill would be X.
  
• You tunnel a lot. Are you working as a full-time miner?
  
• I'm working as a garbage collector, I'm dealing with trash like you almost everyday.
  
• If my grandma was resurrected, she would like to die again after playing with you.
  
• You are so raw, i can't even roast you.

51-60
• So many players are online in DbD, but none of them think you are skilled.
  
• If one clown could make a circus, you would be the best pick for it.
  
• Are you a scout? I am asking because your camping skills are above average.
  
• Maybe exorcism would help to remove that spirit of bad skill from you.
  
• I don't have bad dreams anymore, playing with you was enough for one life time.
  
• Don't write so much or you'll forget about breathing with your 7 brain cells.
  
• Are you sure parents let you play this game?
  
• You are the only thing more annoying than Despacito.
  
• Your sense of humor is so barren, cactus field seems fertile.
  
• Pig crouches to hide from your stupid questions.

61-70
• You are so unpleasant to deal with, they don't want you in CS:GO.
  
• Even Anti-Haemorrhagic Syringe won't help when i'm done with you.
  
• Don't talk ♥♥♥♥ so much or you will have brown stains on your keyboard.
  
• Huntress throws hatchets to not get close to your aura of stupidity.
  
• Since when monkeys can talk?
  
• If IQ could be measured in three dimensions, your result would be flat.
  
• Is it true that you are patient 0 of "being an idiot"?
  
• The Entity keeps you in realm so you won't spread your nitwit babbling through the world.
  
• If i would get a penny for every idiot I encounter, i would surely have one now.
  
• Quis est haec simia?

71-80
• Clown is not happy anymore because you told him: "decisive strike=skill".
  
• Anti-vaxxers don't want you in their group, because you don't have minimal IQ required.
  
• There are too much ♥♥♥♥ here - are you talking with your anus?
  
• Herman Carter got mad after one conversation with you.
  
• If you think Dead Hard is annoying, you clearly haven't talk with yourself long enough.
  
• You are so heavy even 3 people can't carry you.
  
• Bring the stage - we have clown here who want to make fool of itself in public.
  
• You are the type of guy that spread bread on butter.
  
• Don't worry - you will show me your "skill" next time.
  
• Talbot Grimes was looking for a cure for your lack of humor, but he failed miserably.

81-90
• Even Rachel Green in Friends was more entertaining than you now.
  
• Do you feel it? Salt is in the air.
  
• If there was a competition for the most repulsive online behavior, grand prize is yours.
  
• You are more boring than break between archive tomes.
  
• You look lighter. Did you lose weight, or just a few brain cells?
  
• You are so basic, you will balance Ph of an industrial grade acid.
  
• You are like console huntress that can't hit once, but camps with NOED in the end. Annoying.
  
• I need a magnifier glass to see your skill.
  
• Mashing spacebar on hook is more pleasant than talking to you.
  
• I don't know your gender, but your playstyle tells me you are still eating boogers.

91-100
• Intelligent thoughts are following you, yet you are faster all the time.
  
• I'm writing my thesis right now how salt can damage brain. Would you like to contribute?
  
• If stupidity would roll, you would have to brake going uphill.
  
• If you could be as tall as you are stupid, you would be able to lick the Moon while sitting.
  
• I was playing badly so you could have some fun too.
  
• Your cringe is endless, just like William Overbeck's cigarette.
  
• You long-handled gardening tool with a thin metal blade, used mainly for weeding!
  
• You are more outdated than deez nutz jokes.
  
• Losing with dignity is not your strongest trait, is it?
  
• Primatologists can learn so much from your behavior - if you only would like to cooperate...

101-110
• Difference between you and agar plates is that agar plates have culture.
  
• Guys, do you know how to increase bots difficulty? This game was way to easy...
  
• Don't forget your head-light next time you're going into that tunnel.
  
• B Tier killer used by E tier player.
  
• Your perks tell me you lack taste. It is one of COVID-19 symptoms.
  
• You are so unskilled I believe you drop very common loot.
  
• ez? That's the word your mother said to your father after he was done in 18 seconds?
  
• There are so many ♥♥♥♥♥ in your team, you should name yourself "gynecological office".
  
• You play so bad even cheats wouldn't make you a better player.
  
• Is that a noed? And bloodwarden? BBQ and Ruin as well?! Daring today, aren't we?
  
  111-120
  • Reward for the ugliest cosmetics combo is yours.

1-10
• You are the reason Wraith goes invisible.
  
• You are so dense Billy's chainsaw doesn't damage you.
  
• You are so bad that you don't even need to press space in skillcheck.
  
• Your play is campier than a late 70s family sitcom
  
• You're the reason Doctor went insane.
  
• You probably look so ugly, not even bubba would want to wear you.
  
• Last group of Survivors I slaughtered looked hopeful too.
  
• Ey, next time try glasses! Maybe not to see, but at least I might think twice about hitting your face.
  
• Aw, it's alright, mate. We all make mistakes! I guess your team made a big one choosing you.
  
• Are you a man or a mouse? Nah, mice at least know how to hide.

11-20
• I don't concern myself with the ambitions of insects.
  
• Suppose you had skill...you think then you would have friends?
  
• Ey, take this time to reflect... and maybe brush your teeth while you're at it.
  
• What did you think you were gonna do? Win? Against me? xD
  
• Sometimes you lose, sometimes you die... well, that's it for you, I guess.
  
• Tell you what, I will never forget your face. No matter how hard I try.
  
• So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
  
• I hope you're proud of being the father of your brother.
  
• Maybe next time you'll be the main character who gets away.
  
• Jeesh, looks like Nemesis left a zombie over here. Wait, no you look even worse then one of those things.

21-30
• They named mineral after you - salt.
  
• Your brain is in pristine condition! It's never been used.

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