Talk to Strangers

Talk to Strangers

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Become the Avatar of Sales
By Murder Party
How to sell to EVERY house at EVERY time!
Get EVERY ending!
Get ALL the achievements!
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The Salesmens Best Friend
About "Talk to Strangers":

You work for Sunny Morning™ and sell products of the most varied natures!
What kinds of products, you ask? Do not worry about it, your role is only to sell them. :)
Put your small talk to good use: Each step of the conversation can increase or decrease your Anger, Depression and SALES!
Manage your money: Balance your spending between Motel daily costs and items that help you deal with Rage and Depression.
Small decisions, many fates

Game by Post Mortem Pixels

This guide is unofficial

WIP
Starting Out
The Hotel Room:
You start the game with (1) Sunny Squishy Ball, $100, a title of your choice (Miss or Mister), and seven houses unlocked

The Store:
Sunny Squishy Ball: -1 Rage
High Quality Coffee: +2 Rage/ -4 Depression
Funny Comics: -2 Depression
End Daylight Savings: Adds a 2nd night period on the day it is used (must e used in morning/mid-day)
Nicotine Patches: -3 Rage
Psychiatrist Number: -5 Rage
Espresso: +1 Rage/-3 Depression
Picture of a Family: -2 Rage/+1 Depression
Sunny Capacitor: Restarts day upon use, can be activated after death
'Legal' Drugs: -6 Depression
Anti-Stress Pills: -3 Rage/+1 Depression
Wine: -4 Depression

Client Unlock Order:
Day 1: Mansion, Loud House, Poor House, Rich House, Nice House, Trashy House, Normal House
Day 2: Enviable House, High Tech Residence, Creepy House, Broken House, Rest in the Square
Day 3: Cabin in the Woods, The Crypt, The Sewer (afternoon)
Day 4: N/A
Day 5: Big Hole (night)

Sleeping:
Alarm On: +1 Rage/+2 Depression, 4 potential clients the next day
Alarm Off: -2 Rage/-4 Depression, 3 potential clients the next day
Sell at the Mansion
Morning:
1. (knock)
2. Wanna buy some stuff?
3. Well, screw you
4. I said screw you.
5. You can’t talk to me like that.
6. Hmm. Maybe it’s not about me.
7. I believe in the god of sales.
8. Got your attention? Haven’t I?
9. OK, OK. Here’s a flyer.
10. I drew it. I bet that’s something you didn’t have.

Midday:
11. (knock)
12. Wanna buy some stuff?
13. Well, screw you
14. I said screw you.
15. You can’t talk to me like that.
16. Hmm. Maybe it’s not about me.
17. I believe in the god of sales.
18. Got your attention? Haven’t I?
19. OK, OK. Here’s a flyer.
20. I drew it. I bet that’s something you didn’t have.

Afternoon:
1. (knock)
2. I’m selling these beauties.
3. I think your wife will love these.

Night:
1. (knock)
2. I see you are having a fun night.
3. I could use a drink.
4. I’m here to sell stuff and be nice. And I’m all out of nice.
5. Yeah I’m the sad clown.

ENDINGS:

Love Lives of the Rich and Famous Ending:
1. Hello?
2. So, are you interested in these incredible products?
3. Hey, how about you give your girlfriend a little treat?
4. Sorry man. But I'm not buying that...
5. I don't know. She's loaded and you're a struggling handsome man...
6. The truth is, I've never seen a working relationship...
7. Wait what?
8. Hell yeah! I mean, this is the closest I'll get...


Sell at the Poor House
Morning:

Mid-Day:

Afternoon:

Night:

ENDINGS:

Homeowner Ending:
1. (knock)
2. (use the key you just found)
3. I should totally do this.
4. I can sell to anyone and anything! Even a house!
5. (Open the door a little more just to know your client better.)
6. (think about leaving some products on the floor but stop yourself)
7. (open the door a little bit. Question capitalism...)
8. Hell it's not property trespassing if there is no property!




Sell at the Rich House
Morning:

Mid-Day:

Afternoon:

Night:

ENDINGS:

Hired Ending:
1. (Use the Intercom)
2. Just take a look at these!
3. Yeah yeah, gonna buy something or not?
4. No no not at all. Just eagerness.
5. Just these things. They aren't much.
6. No. No way. Let's make a deal.
7. Buy me and you wont regret it.
8. Or at least hire me!

Lover Ending:
1. (Use the Intercom)
2. Just take a look at these!
3. Yeah yeah, gonna buy something or not?
4. No no not at all. Just eagerness.
5. Just these things. They aren't much.
6. No. No way. Let's make a deal.
7. Buy me and you wont regret it.
8. I'm so desperate to sell anything. I thought it was worth trying.
Sell at the Nice House
Morning:

Mid-Day:

Afternoon:

Night:

Cookie Ending:
(Only Morning + Mid-Day)
1. (knock)
2. Hello? Anyone there?
3. Are those cookies?
4. Can I have some?
5. Please?
6. Document?
7. (keep being patient)
8. huh?
9. Is this the real life?
10. Is this just fantasy?
11. This has been quite a landslide of information....
12. I accept the terms and conditions....

Sell at the Loud House
Morning:

Mid-Day:

Afternoon:

Night:

ENDINGS:

Doggo Ending:
1. (Knock)
2. Take your time!
3. Hey there, boy.
4. So is there anyone home with you?
5. You're all alone now? Really? How did you...
6. So how about you help me out here?
7. Actually I was thinking, you're a good boy...
8. I really want to pet you...and maybe I will! I don't care about...
9. If I pet you...well it's gonna be worth it.
Sell at the Trashy House
This House is one of two that can get you the Darwin Award achievement.

Morning:

Mid-Day:

Afternoon:

Night:

ENDINGS:

Electrocuted Ending:
1. It's just a door bell. What could go wrong?
2. Insist on the door bell.
Sell at the Creepy House
Morning:

Mid-Day:

Afternoon:

Night:

ENDINGS:

Reality Break Ending (morning):
1. (Knock)
2. You sure look like a good buyer.
3. All this could be yours for a low price.
4. (this dude is freaking me out...)
5. (oh crap...)
6. (become more awkward)
7. (accept the situation)
8. (achieve awkward limit)
9. (become one with the awkward...)

Necromancer Ending (night):
1. Anybody home?
2. Is this cosplay?
3. You killed someone?
4. (stop this nonsense and leave)
5. You know what, you don't actually seem like an evil guy
6. So can anyone become a necromancer?
7. I work in door to door sales.
8. Yeah it can't be worse...


Sacrifice Ending (morning):
1. (Knock)
2. You sure look like a good buyer.
3. All this could be yours for a low price.
4. I shouldn't but...
Sell at the Broken House
This House is one of two that can get you the Darwin Award achievement.

Morning:

Mid-Day:

Afternoon:

Night:
1. Wait what happened here, officer?
2. I'm actually new in town
3. Yeah I'm just passing by...
4. I'm at the Road Side Inn
5. Some call me the avatar of sales

ENDINGS:

Jail Ending (night):
1. Wait what happened here, officer?
2. I'm actually new in town
3. Yeah I'm just passing by...
4. You know...here..there...

Serial Killer Ending (night):
1. Wait what happened here, officer?
2. I'm actually new in town
3. Yeah I'm just passing by...
4. I'm at the Road Side Inn
5. You can call me whatever you want
6. Young in mind...
7. ...
8. You're talking about the Pied Piper killer...
9. Detective HA! You finally got me.
Sell at the Regular House
Morning:

Mid-Day:

Afternoon:

Night:

ENDINGS:

Goddess of Sales Ending:
Time: Afternoon
1. knock
2. are you ok, miss?
3. ok...you...wanna buy something?
4. you did fine. it was a bit awkward, but it was OK. we can keep going.
5. wait a second! rehearsing all day? whats happening here?
6. you must be one of the supervisors doing my review!
7. yeah! you shone so bright during that conference three years ago...
8. you should keep on shining, I bet you would feel more confident about yourself!
9. release it! it's gonna be fine!
10. more! there is much more power within you!
Sell at the Cabin in the Woods
Morning:

Mid-Day:

Afternoon:

Night:

ENDINGS:

Assimilated Ending:
1. Hello there.
2. Er...it's only going to take a minute
3. Sorry to point it out...
4. lets find this price! A ton of spiders...for a single human
5. Ok! And that would be all for today?
6. I get you one human...

Spider Worldwide Ending:
1. Hello there.
2. Er...it's only going to take a minute
3. Sorry to point it out...
4. lets find this price! A ton of spiders...for a single human
5. Ok! And that would be all for today?
6. I can sell every human on earth.
Sell at the Crypt
Morning:

Mid-Day:

Afternoon:

Night:

ENDINGS:

Dead Ending:
1. (ring)
2. I've always wondered...
3. I know the feeling...
4. Maybe can you show me how you do it?

Killer Salesman Ending:
1. (ring)
2. I've always wondered...
3. I know the feeling...
4. I don't know maybe? Whatever.
5. Yes!

Sell at the Enviable House
Morning:

Mid-Day:

Afternoon:

Night:

ENDINGS:

FIRED! Ending (morning):
1. (Ring doorbell)
2. Just passing by...
3. What are you doing in this town?
4. Have you ever thought about making an online store?
5. I just want success for us.
6. And do you use our products?
7. What if today is the day you will finally get one of your own products?
Sell at the High Tech House
Morning:

Mid-Day:

Afternoon:

Night:

ENDINGS:

Robot Killer Ending:
1. ring the door bell
2. you seem anxious
3. still something is out of place
4. You don't fool me!

Human Butler Ending:
1. ring the door bell
2. you seem anxious
3. still something is out of place
4. So, human. Do you have a name?
5. And what's your name?
6. You're named after your father or your mother?
7. about your days as a robot?
8. To be frank...
9. And why don't you buy another one?
10. Hire a human butler.
Sell at the Sewer
Morning:

Mid-Day:

Afternoon:

Night:

ENDINGS:

Hipster Ending:
1. Hello!
2. I'm offering the best...
3. Dude this stuff is so underground.
4. Yeah it's cooler when it's exclusive
5. You're in a band?
6. you think I'm not ready?
7. hamster collective

Octodinner Ending:
1. perfect door bell impression
2. sorry but I can't...
3. Yes it doesn't matter what!

Sewer Friends Forever:
1. perfect door bell impression
2. sorry but I can't...
3. Dude I have a great recipe here
4. But of course I have some potatoes
Sell at the Abyss
Morning:

Mid-Day:

Afternoon:

Night:

ENDINGS:

Consumed Ending:
1. hello?
2. you know what, I don't even care anymore. wanna buy something?
3. I don't want to. I give up. eat me, destroy me, whatever.


Hello Darkness My Old Friend Ending:
1. what am I even doing right now?
2. you know what, I don't even care anymore. wanna buy something?
3. do you even have any money?
4. then buy something
5. come on! show me the money
6. I'm talking to an abyss. I think I can fall a lot more.
7. hey. your voice just changed.
8. dude, pretending something didn't happen is not a healthy way to deal with things.
9. yeah, I know the felling. what's been eating ya?
10. nah dude, I won't leave. you gotta talk about this.
11. really? are we going back to the shouting tactics?
12. no need to apologize. tell me, what's been bugging you?
13. hey, let's just, leave. you and me. we take the road and don't look back, what do you say?


Slayer Ending:
1. what am I even doing right now?
2. you know what, I don't even care anymore. wanna buy something?
3. do you even have any money?
4. then buy something
5. come on! show me the money
6. I'm talking to an abyss. I think I can fall a lot more.
7. hey. your voice just changed.
8. dude, pretending something didn't happen is not a healthy way to deal with things.
9. yeah, I know the felling. what's been eating ya?
10. nah dude, I won't leave. you gotta talk about this.
11. really? are we going back to the shouting tactics?
12. no need to apologize. tell me, what's been bugging you?
13. Yeah I can understand that...
14. what about sales?
15. Of course I'm not.

The Salesman Eternal Ending:
1. hello
2. you know what. I don't even care anymore. wanna buy something?
3. do you even have money?
4. then show me.
5. come on! show me the money!
6. I'm talking to an abyss. I think I can fall a lot more.
7. hey. your voice just changed.
8. dude, pretending something didn't happen is not a healthy way to deal with things.
9. yeah, I know the feeling. what's been eating ya?
10. nah dude, I won't leave. you gotta talk about this.
11. really? are we going back to the shouting tactics?
12. it's all right. don't worry about it
13. yeah...I can understand that feeling. have you ever thought about quitting?
14. what about sales?
15. I am actually. it's not that hard.
16. all you need is proper training. hey. I can train you.
17. well, first you gotta truly understand the sales process. here, buy something.
18. yeah! that's the spirit! so, money or credit?
19. no. you can't make me! I can just stop selling!
20. alright. this one was quite easy, actually.
Sell at the Public Toilet
First, go to the town square, if the public toilet is there, click on it. It is only there in the evening.
1. (knock)
2. (wait)
3. You look attached to time. I have some time related products.
4. (stare at her)
5. You're time traveling in a public toilet?
6. And in the future are there still some of these beautiful products?

ENDINGS:

Time is a Construct Ending:
1. Hello there
2. (wait)
3. What's the thing with your outfit
4. what?
5. You're time traveling in a public toilet?
6. Isn't the future like a spider apocalypse...
7. Tell me what the future is like
8. Sunday....?
9. Not as amazing as my time....
10. She left the time machine....I should use it.
11. Despite being a terrible idea....travel to the past

Time is a Construct Ending 2:
1. Hello there
2. (wait)
3. What's the thing with your outfit
4. what?
5. You're time traveling in a public toilet?
6. Isn't the future like a spider apocalypse...
7. Tell me what the future is like
8. Sunday....?
9. Not as amazing as my time....
10. She left the time machine....I should use it.
11. Travel to Sunday
General Achievements/Endings
Talk to the door (Fail to make a sale)
-chances are you already have this one. But if not, just go to the poor house in the morning and then leave after knocking.

Salesperson of the Week! (Make 16 sales total)
- make 16 sales over multiple playthroughs.
- follow sales guide for help

I ain't getting fired today! (Reached the daily goal 10 times)
- Follow my guide to the letter and you will always reach this.
- See your daily notes to be certain to your requirements.
- This is over multiple playthroughs, so don't worry, you'll get this one if you play a couple times.

"This is It!" AND "Nothing bad can happen, right?" (Survive five days)
- Just don't die or get fired, avoid endings for five in-game days.
- On friday, don't make any sales (for 'This is it!")

I'm your friend, pal! (Make a sale to the Unemployed)
- Go to the poor house at night, follow the sales guide if you are struggling to get the sale.
- End your sale with 'I'm not your pal, friend"

The Avatar of Sales! (Make a sale at the mansion in the morning)
- Go to the Mansion in the morning
- Follow my guide for the sale
- Basically you need to be confusing and mean to her

Natural born seller. (Make a sale in every home at least once)
- Sell to everyone once, over as many playthroughs as it takes.
- Use sales guide for houses you struggle with.
- Don't forget the secret public toilet location

Rage Ending AND "I don't like me when I'm angry" (Reach rage level 10)
- Let your rage stat reach it's maximum
- Don't use items
- Go to your boss's house if you are struggling to get angry

Baby, we're going down. (Reach depression level 11)
- Let your depression stat reach it's maximum
- Don't use items
- Go to the rich house at night if you are struggling to get sad

Lenin was right (Get a negative balance with your finances)
- Buy everything, make no sales, run out of money

Friendly neighborhood salesperson (Visited all "houses" in the map.)
- Visit every location on the map

Lenin was wrong (Use all items at least once)
- Make enough sales to buy every item, then use them all
- you don't need to space out your usage, you can do it all in one go

"Veni, vidi, perdidi" (reach at least 5 different endings)
- Any ending will do, use the sales guides to pick your favorites

Darwin Award (die by doorbell)
- Ring the bell at the Trashy house or Broken house



Reaching the True Ending
Death of a Salesman Ending:
1. Are you talking to me?
2. I finally have one full...
3. Guess it won't hurt to take a look...

Limbo Ending:
1. Are you talking to me?
2. I finally have one full...
3. Guess it won't hurt to take a look...
4. I better not....
5. I guess I never really took a look
6. No...I....
7. You are trying to kill me

Not Today Suitcase! Ending:
1. Are you talking to me?
2. I finally have one full...
3. Guess it won't hurt to take a look...
4. I better not....
5. I guess I never really took a look
6. No...I....
7. You are just a voice.
8. ....what
9. yeah it wasn't good
10. Nah. You're on your own.