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How to use the UMP9

By LocalYourBoxBro

How to use the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weapon in the game.

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Category: Loot, Weapons

Languages: English

Posted

3 Oct, 2020 @ 6:13pm

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Guide Index

Overview

don't. really, don't.

How to do so

Exceptions

Comments

don't. really, don't.

Just... Don't. Don't use it. I wouldn't even force my worst enemies to use the UMP9.

How to do so

1: Locate UMP9 alongside Yellow Ammo
2: Take Yellow ammo
3: Flip god and the surviv.io devs off
4: Don't pick up UMP9
5: Pick up other weapon of keep weapon that you were going to switch out for the UMP9 (like anybody would do that lmao)
6: Win, maybe.

Exceptions

1. If you're stupid.
2. If you're stupid.
3. If you're stupid.
4. If you're stupid.
5. If you're stupid.
6. If you're stupid.
7. If you're stupid.
8. if you're in potato mode If you're stupid.
9. If you're stupid.
10. If you're stupid.

41 Comments

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Starstruck 9 Nov, 2022 @ 12:50am

i won a game with UMP9

Tempurafriedrice 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:43am

This weapon used to be mid in early Surviv and now it's just ass

Alderno 1 May, 2022 @ 3:52pm

i used this weapon and it had good balance and grip too bad i stepped on am ine anyway

LocalYourBoxBro [author] 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

same

yun 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00pm

i love men kissing

90pop 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46am

faxx

winterdragon 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12pm

"bro ump is a good starter weapon, i won game with ump and spas against a guy with pkp and moisin nagnt"
just because you beat someone with good weapons doesn't mean the weapons you used are better.. if i shoot an m9 against some guy with no armor and kill him, it doesnt make the m9 insanely good

LocalYourBoxBro [author] 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

at least you can akimbo it, which makes it cool

TheProNoob 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

then theres the m9....

moosjuice 28 May, 2021 @ 9:39am

Bad for early game, but when u get the 4x... this is where the true tactical players shine.

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