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How to Cyber Hunter and pick up chicks
By 麻理夢美子
NOTE: If at any point during this guide you get your dog pregnant, go back to step 1.

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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Crafting, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Trading, Walkthroughs, Weapons, Workshop
Languages: English
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22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30pm
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Guide Index
Overview
COVID-19 Information 
Look at this ♥♥♥♥ 
Cyber Hunter the Game the Guide 
How to talk to girls 
Oh No...... 
Comments
COVID-19 Information
How your mother and I are responding to the COVID-19 pandemic:

STAY INSIDE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOX YOU LITTLE PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥! YOU DO WHAT WE SAY AND YOU WEAR YOUR MUZZLE YOU ARE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOG! YOU DON'T SPEAK AND YOU DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT! YOU DON'T QUESTION WHAT YOU ARE TOLD! WATCH CNN! OBEY! DON LEMON IS YOUR GOD! YOU DO NOT QUESTION DON LEMON! VOTE DEMOCRAT! OBEY! TAKE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ VACCINE AND BEG US TO GIVE IT TO YOU LIKE THE DIRTY SLUT YOU ARE! YOU WANT THAT VACCINE OH YEAH YOU DIRTY GIRL! DON LEMON!
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Cyber Hunter the Game the Guide
STEP 1: Learn to speak English. You'll need it to read this guide, and its useful in general.
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STEP 2: Turn on your computer. This is important.

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STEP 3: Get drunk and high. I recommend getting high first if you are smoking--you don't want to burn yourself or set a fire.


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STEP 4: Install Cyber Hunter. It probably would have been better to tell you to do this before the last step so you had something to do while its installing, but I'm too lazy to go back and rewrite this ♥♥♥♥.
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STEP 5: Boot up Cyber Hunter. If your computer slows down, don't worry, its just the Chinese Communist Party scanning your computer and collecting your personal data. OPTIONAL: Boot up any other game instead.
*I chose to boot up Mush Dash. Its a better game and only costs like 3 dollars. Seriously go play it instead of Cyber Hunter. It has waifus.
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STEP 6: Close all the pop ups. This will take awhile.
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STEP 7: Find the chat and say something racist. You're not going to make any friends if you don't try to fit in. This step may take a few tries because you will need to break the Chinese Communist Party's censorship, but that's OK, you like communism, right? That's the reason you're planning to vote for Biden.UPDATE: Good news! The 2020 US election was rigged and your vote didn't matter anyway.
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STEP 8: Join a match. Don't forget to mute your teammates mics. Trust me on this one.
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STEP 9: Slaughter some people who are playing on their phones. Don't worry, they won't be able to land any shots on you.

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STEP 10: Get killed by an obvious bot. This is inevitable. Make sure to report them afterwards. Here's the fun part: In the report you can write all the racist ♥♥♥♥ you want and since no one reads or acts upon the reports you'll never get in trouble.

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STEP 11: Exit Cyber Hunter. You've earned it.
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STEP 12: Kill yourself. This might sound a bit extreme, but if you've made it this far into the guide you'll understand.

*Cat is only sleeping... Probably.
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STEP 13: Uninstall Cyber Hunter. Was it worth it?
How to talk to girls
Here are some tips to get the mad puss. Yeah all the screenshots are from Dead by Daylight. What of it? That's where I go to hit on women when I'm drunk. Don't judge me.



  • Ask to see their ♥♥♥♥. Never hurts to ask.
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  • Compliment their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Make sure to grab it too. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love that ♥♥♥♥.
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  • Offer to give them a beej. It's 2020. Men can be women.
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  • Every wrong number is an opportunity.
11 Comments
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DoTz 16 Mar, 2023 @ 4:26am 
她带着孩子们离开了
kempYm. 2 Apr, 2022 @ 8:45am 
damn thats cool
Lamina 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:17am 
I hate playing this game because all about cheaters!!! It's TOO MUCH CHEATERS IN CYBER HUNTER. Please delit this game from STEM! PLEASE!
Unga Bunga Muscle Tower 2 Jun, 2021 @ 1:51pm 
this is legit, the greatest thing. :badjebusrat: just thing
MoFooKiN 14 May, 2021 @ 12:39am 
I laughed my ass off reading this guide, I followed the links thinking they were jokes, and I realized I also have found a brother. accept my freind request please.
Red Field 14 Jan, 2021 @ 2:24pm 
Legit link.
麻理夢美子  [author] 14 Jan, 2021 @ 9:32am 
I just updated it slightly with one new link at the very end of the guide. https://hereistheevidence.com/
Mementocity 14 Jan, 2021 @ 3:48am 
mang, sharing those last links on fb or twitter got me banned

steam is my new social site now
Red Field 9 Dec, 2020 @ 2:34am 
Lol wtf??? i died reading this hilarious guide XD

I understand the censorship bit. but trust me its not like NetEase has a choice. Also its not just "coz china" While its true u need to conform to some degrees of censorship if u want to publish ur game in china for the chinese market, there's also pressure from non-chinese left winging authorities that demand games have chat censors. Hence why u can't have the word "gay" typed, but somehow chinese people can type it no problem.

Also no u won't really get girls this way, and if ur playing this game to meet women, well that's a pretty sad life u've got there... You'll see plenty of thotties whoring themselves out but don't be fooled tho, the social media feature was specifically put in place as a mental health service to make depressed and bat-shit crazy women less depressed with their lives. Throw insults at them all u want and enjoy watching their tantrums, trust me you ain't missing anything.

alexei.dino 27 Oct, 2020 @ 2:25am 
Best guide.