Aqua Kitty Milk Mine Defender: the fast paced, retro style video game about an underwater, milk mining cat. The achievements for this game are actually pretty hard to get, so this guide will help to explain how to get them.

These achievements all relate to killing enemies in the game. They can all be obtained by playing the game regularly. The enemies are ordered sequentially by when they appear in the game.

Paleofish Blaster
Destroy 80 Paleofish


Jellygrab Clobberer
Destroy 200 Jellygrabs


Nautilus Cracker
Destroy 60 Nautilus


Dodger Disintegrator
Destroy 150 Dodgers


Angelfishy Smasher
Destroy 100 Angelfishies


Puffaboom Popper
Destroy 180 Puffabooms


Super Paleofish Wrecker
Destroy 20 Super Paleofish


Mouthfish Hunter
Destroy 100 Mouthfish


Craboid Obliterator
Destroy 250 Craboids


Super Dodger Breaker
Destroy 40 Super Dodgers


The easiest way to grind all of these achievements is in Super Espresso Mode - Easy

These achievements relate to completion of the game.

Furry Navigator
Complete all levels in Easy Mode


Kitty Saviour - Easy Mode
Save all the mining kittens in Easy Mode


Super Furry Navigator
Complete all levels in Normal Mode


Super Kitty Saviour - Normal Mode
Save all the mining kittens in Normal Mode


Ultra Furry Navigator
Complete all the levels in Arcade Mode


Ultra Kitty Saviour - Arcade Mode
Save all the mining kittens in Arcade Mode


Easy and Normal achievements are relatively easy to get, but arcade mode is extremely difficult. Proceed with caution.

These achievements have to do with reaching certain waves of Infinite Espresso mode.

Espresso Piccolo - Easy
Reach wave 10 of Infinite Espresso in Easy Mode


Espresso Piccolo - Normal
Reach wave 10 of Infinite Espresso in Normal Mode


Espresso Medio - Easy
Reach wave 15 of Infinite Espresso in Easy Mode


Espresso Medio - Normal
Reach wave 15 of Infinite Espresso in Normal Mode


Espresso Grande - Easy
Reach wave 20 of Infinite Espresso in Easy Mode


Espresso Grande - Normal
Reach wave 20 of Infinite Espresso in Normal Mode


Espresso Enorme - Easy
Reach wave 30 of Infinite Espresso in Easy Mode


Espresso Enorme - Normal
Reach wave 30 of Infinite Espresso in Normal Mode


I know these achievements might not seem possible because of how difficult they are, but it is possible to get them. Here's a video of Scott Baines reaching wave 30 on Normal Mode:

These achievements are all about beating the final boss in under 3 minutes.

Boss Destroyer
Beat the Boss on Easy Mode in under 3 minutes.


Super Boss Destroyer
Beat the Boss on Normal Mode in under 3 minutes.


Ultra Boss Destroyer
Beat the Boss on Arcade Mode in under 3 minutes.


It is important to note that you need to kill the boss 3 minutes after it shows up on wave 8. I found a video of someone beating the boss on arcade mode. Though the game-play isn't the best, it seems the strategy of focusing on getting to the end of wave 12 before focusing on the boss will work.

These achievements deal with different challenges that can be completed during a regular play-through of the game. Some of them are vague, so more detail is provided below.

My milk pumps bring all the kitties to the shipyard
Rescue 100 miners from being abducted
Can be achieved relativity easily through regular game-play. Cannot be achieved in Infinite Espresso mode since there are no cats.

Irresponsible Guardian
Lose too many of those cute milk miners
To get this achievement you need to lose the maximum number of cats possible and still beat the level. Level 19 has 5 cats in it, so let the jellygrabs take 4 of them and then beat the level.

Super Chain Master
Reach a maximum chain bonus of 99
The easiest place to do this is Infinite Espresso Mode - Easy.


Catnip Fever
Go crazy and destroy 20 enemies in an exceedingly short period of time.
It's not exactly clear how long 'an exceedingly short period of time' is... The best chances of getting this achievement is killing 20 enemies with bombs, since they kill enemies instantly (see achievement below).

Detonator
Chain 3 bombs in under 2 seconds.
The best place to do this is Infinite Espresso Mode - Easy. Power-ups will float by occasionally, blow them up when they're a bomb, but don't pick them up. THEY WILL NOT DE-SPAWN. Pick them all up when you have 3.

Super Shot Spreader
Have all three directional pickups active at once.
The best place to do this is Infinite Espresso Mode - Easy. Power-ups will float by occasionally, blow them up when they're the power up you need, but don't pick them up. THEY WILL NOT DE-SPAWN. Pick them up when you have all 3.

One Direction
Complete level 11 without turning in Normal Mode.



Big Spender
Player 1 max out all shop items in Arcade Mode.
2 player mode makes this achievement easier. Just let Player 1 pick up all the gems.


Kitty Valentine
Player 1 max out the health bar with all 5 hearts in Infinite Espresso in Normal Mode.
2 player mode makes this achievement easier. Just let Player 1 pick up all the hearts.

And that's all of them! These achievements are hard, so don't expect to get them all in one sitting.