Alright if you're like me, then I know most of you would probably have clicked because of the big tiddy lady I put as the guide image. Well fear not this is a Official sh*t po- I mean Official Guide on how to start Dark Souls II. This is pretty similar to my "How to Start Dark Souls III" Guide so even the most low IQ people will understand this! Also I've done you a great favor by providing images I stole off the Internet!.

So for this step you're going to need to find "Dark Souls II" in your Steam library. Then click the button that says "play", this will cause the game to start and bring up the starting screen.

So you made it to this step, that means you've completed the first step correctly!. Now onto the Second Step, After you've loaded onto the starting screen, you'll be met with a button that says "press start button" . This is pretty straight forward, all you have to do is click the button and a screen with multiple buttons will pop up. The button we're looking for is the "New Game' button. Click the "New Game" button and you'll be set!.

Congrats on officially starting your Dark Souls II experience. I'm glad I could take you on this journey. Cheers!

Also if you ever see the screen "YOU DIED" then you did something wrong and you're going to have to start over :/ .