The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Sheoflora - Sheogorath Flowers for Grass
   
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6 Mar, 2014 @ 3:10am
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Sheoflora - Sheogorath Flowers for Grass

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===WARNING===
While running this mod, I suggest having your grass distance fade set to a low distance for the better performance.

Yep, Replaced all grass tufts with... flowers that have the God Of Madness' face on them(Sheogorath)
They sway in the wind, adding to your immersivity of being insane.

Requested by someone in my freakish All Trees are Hands mod
Speaking of: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=231998366

Lore: The people of skyrim grew weary that all the grass looked the same after the 5th era. The grass was so dull and overseen that people who walked past them merely collapsed and died to overbaring boredom. The people of skyrim became fearful, that any moment their gaze was upon a strand of usual grass that they too would cease to live. So they all gathered to make a statue. A Statue to give new hope, the statue of Sheogorath. It broke when they made it, stuck in the ground in three ways. Then the voice called "Cheese for everyone!".
After a long pause, the voice called again "Alright, alright, cheese for no-one."
The crowd started to riot after their much needed supply of cheese wheels disappeared. Some were dying of blows to the face, some to arrows, other by boring grass tufts. Seeing his people that just worshipped him were now about to kill themselves out of spite, Sheogorath decided to spruce up the place. He became the grass. When the people in skyrim saw the grass turned into flowering faces of the lord the riot dissipated immediately, and they all went back to their merry chores.
And they lived happily ever after. THE END.
12 Comments
elizabat_rose 1 Feb, 2019 @ 9:06pm 
and finally i see another loyal servant of sheogorath. love it. best lore i have ever seen.
the Residence (Sean) 24 May, 2015 @ 6:12pm 
Sheogorath: OH DEAR GODS. WHY.
H U G E 18 Dec, 2014 @ 1:55pm 
@Hircyn
Art. Your feeble mind just cant comprehend it.
*Tips fedora*
Hircyn 12 Dec, 2014 @ 1:08am 
Wtf is this garbage...
AwfulLuz 28 Jun, 2014 @ 1:30pm 
I would use this if they weren't so huge :U I can't even play with this on
Combat 29 Mar, 2014 @ 11:48am 
That was the best piece of lore I've ever read.
RustedCutlass717 21 Mar, 2014 @ 11:49pm 
I have to say that our master, The One And Only Mad Prince, sees you as his most loyal servent!! Congratulastions.
RealEnglishRage 11 Mar, 2014 @ 12:57am 
You were either high when you made this, or you are Sheogorath...
Tekros 8 Mar, 2014 @ 4:33pm 
This is hilarious! XD Again, one more reason YOU are my favorite modder on Steam. Keep it up man. Although this mod may be a little ostentatious to some, I find it wonderous... All hail the Mad God.
Pizza Pasta 8 Mar, 2014 @ 2:35pm 
Y'all motherfuckers need Sheogorath.