First you need to make the mayo
to start get a bottle of lemon juice and pour half of it in a big pot and throw in a few eggs

then you need to cook the pasta
grab a box of any pasta and boil it for a few seconds it doesnt matter
you need to cook up some pork and beans

grab 1 pork shoulder and 200 ml of bbq sauce and cook for 90 seconds
put into bucket

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