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How to kill Vampires easily
By MeeMdic
This guide teaches you how to kill these annoying pricks easily
   
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Category: Characters, Gameplay Basics, Secrets, Walkthroughs
Languages: English
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9 Feb, 2021 @ 9:21pm
2 Apr, 2021 @ 11:13am
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Guide Index
Overview
Dragons 
Ship 
Jouster/Cavalry 
Quickdraw 
Reaper 
Brawlers 
Chariot 
Phalanx formation 
Spooky bois 
Conclusion 
Comments
Dragons

look at them vampires getting what they deserve
Ship

crunch
Jouster/Cavalry

bonk

In practice (yes, this is a multiplayer game)
Quickdraw

ba haw haw
Reaper

impalement is effective
Brawlers

Originally posted by VerifiedRancher:
brawlers do much better than most other units for some reason
Chariot

you can trample them, and if the chariot breaks the horse will become god
Phalanx formation

who knew you need real strategy skills?
Spooky bois

fire spreads real fast
Conclusion
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
12 Comments
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axolotl 15 Mar @ 9:06am 
you forgot about fencers
Smorgasbored 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:51am 
Monkey Kings too
TurtleLord 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:09pm 
Mammoths are immune to vampire bites so they should on this list as well
STM1993 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29pm 
The "Bomb-on-a-Stick" secret unit, an otherwise rather poor unit, is also surprisingly efficient vs Vampires.
Costs 180 vs Vampires' 200.
When the whole group of vampires are pinning a unit down, you can have 2 of them come over and blast them the whole group of them pretty reliably.
JohnJones 3 Mar, 2021 @ 7:46am 
Bruh
⣿⣷⡶⠚⠉⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤
⠿⠥⢶⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢀⣴⣷⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣍⡛⢷⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠻⣯⠽⣿⣿⠟⠁⣠⠿⠿⣿⣿⣎⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣿
⣿⣿⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣏⡧⠙⠁⣀⢾⣧    ⠈⣿⡟  ⠙⣫⣵⣶⠇⣋
⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠃⢀⣀⢻⣎⢻⣷⣤⣴⠟  ⣠⣾⣿⢟⣵⡆⢿
⣿⣯⣄⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⢀⣤⡙⢿⣴⣿⣷⡉⠉⢀  ⣴⣿⡿⣡⣿⣿⡿⢆
⠿⣿⣧⣤⡘⢿⣿⣿⠏  ⡔⠉⠉⢻⣦⠻⣿⣿⣶⣾⡟⣼⣿⣿⣱⣿⡿⢫⣾⣿
⣷⣮⣝⣛⣃⡉⣿⡏  ⣾⣧⡀    ⣿⡇⢘⣿⠋    ⠻⣿⣿⣿⢟⣵⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢧⣴⣘⢿⣿⣶⣾⡿⠁⢠⠿⠁⠜    ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿

Syncrios 26 Feb, 2021 @ 9:52am 
I didn't know the horse could become god so easily.
The Kerbal Scientist 24 Feb, 2021 @ 4:34pm 
Lol
TaintedPath 24 Feb, 2021 @ 2:06pm 
That's what they get for stealing my iced coffee
Idiot 24 Feb, 2021 @ 10:10am 
death by bonk
Unifi 24 Feb, 2021 @ 9:14am 
this is good :steamthumbsup: