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[1-11 COOP] Operation Market Forces

Some no life losers in an online forum called WallStreetGambles has discovered that our hedge fund has invested billions of dollars in shorting GAMESTONK (GMS). For some reason, these basement dwellers have a serious issue with the time honored tradition of rich people like us making money and have coordinated millions of other losers to push GMS up to a ridiculous price. Their goal: get GMS to $1000 and brankrupt us all forever…

We have utilized IP tracing from our friends at the ISPs and have located the general area of three of the leaders of WallStreetGambles. We must go to each these locations and completely destroy their computer equipment via explosive charges so they cannot run GMS any higher.

Once we leave our Vineyard base, the trading day will open. Each of the online traders will be working to raise the price of GMS every second. If it reaches $1000, we will be bankrupt. As we eliminate each online trader, we expect the GMS price increases to slow, so it's imperative that we move quickly on the first and second positions...

Lastly, we have seen some information that indicates these online traders have made friends online from certain Chan boards and firearms related forums. It's possible once we begin our attacks that they may call in these militant crazies, so keep your wits about you!

A meme op by UselessFodder for the FoddSquad Community. Join us at http://discord.uselessfodder.com !