Okay, so the basics right? what you first want to do is get on any source of music. (youtube, spotify ect..) After youve found the two songs from the original DOOM soundtrack "rip and tear" and "BFG Division" download them. these two songs will be critical to our training.

Now that we've got the proper killing music, we need the ultimate killing goat. Just use a really cool looking goat. After you've chosen the looks of your killing machine, use a weapon. The weapons I recommend are the Grenade Launcher and the Rocket Launcher/RPG. Good! Your goat is almost on its way to becoming the god of goatkind.

Our goat is becoming more powerful by the second... the sheer power emitting from this goat is enough to destroy even Hulk Hogan.... its now time for the final step...

the step is below!












abit more down!














almost there!








Here we are. The truth was, the power was in you all along. While you do need the weapons and cool goats and music, to find the true power you need to look within. The more you look within yourself, the more powerful your goat gets.

Thanks for reading! even though the end may have been a bit dissapointing, this guide should actually help you. oh btw pls award i need to fund my taco bell addiction