While this guide’s contents show the rules in numeric order, they were introduced in different videos. Thus, the rules introduced will be indicated by this color legend:

🔴 = Pyromancer Misadventures: Key Rules (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQjgbKd3pMo)
🟡 = Pyromancer Misadventures: Key Rules 2 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guW_xwFJ2_k)
🔳 = Key Rule for a single-segment episode.
🎃 = Pyromancer Misadventures: Hallowkey Rules (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veT0LOBU-eA)

• Rules that involve certain members will become null and void should the corresponding members leave the team.
  
  
• Some of the Rules are more like facts, ergo cannot be “followed” but more for awareness.

🔴 Rule #1: Never question leadership…or stabbing will commence.

🔴 Rule #2: You must always treat the members with loyalty and respect.

🔴 Rule #3: If a problem persists in the group…solve the problem calmy and rationally.

🔴 Rule #4: If all else fails…blame Cheesecake (the Pikachu).

🔴 Rule #5: If something Electricstar says doesn’t make sense…it’s most likely a Homestar Runner reference.

🟡 Rule #9: If all else fails and Cheesecake (the Pikachu) is nowhere to be seen…blame Ryo Kamezdov. (Please do not follow this unfair rule; own up to your mistakes and give the poor Koopa a break, will ya?)

🔴 Rule #17: If you have an idea for a misadventure…try to make it at least %15 original.

🟡 Rule #22: No one is allowed to use Akuago Latron’s gun without permission…or find out what it’s made of.

🟡 Rule #23: Do not touch Moesashi without her permission…unless you enjoy becoming bacon.

🟡 Rule #24: Akuago, Lightbrawler, Mellotaku and especially Electricstar do not like talking about their past…please respect this.

🔴 Rule #33: You must have a weapon & some type of power, usually elemental…even if you never end up using it.

🟡 Rule #35: Mellotaku’s army may only be used for emergency purposes…not trivial matters.

🔴 Rule #49: Shugou is the mascot…not Cheesecake (the Pikachu).

🟡 Rule #51: Just because Mellotaku uses fire, doesn’t mean he’s your personal frying pan.

🔴 Rule #58: Do not feed the Ostrich Spy.

🟡 Rule #63: Do not mistake LightBrawler for a woman…for the love of God, he is a man.

🟡 Rule #65 Never mention Reginald (TheNeverendingTwilight’s pet dragon) to Shugou.

🔴 Rule #70: Mellotaku’s house is a secret to all but a select few… Don’t try to find it…or touch it.

🔴 Rule #64: Whoever wrote this can’t count.

🟡 Rule #84: Never give Cheesecake (the Pikachu) sugar…EVER! (Though seeing that he can bolt out of the planet for an unknown amount of time, I don’t see why not if they team needs a break from him.)

🔴 Rule #88: Electricstar is not emo…he’s clinically depressed and very snarky.

🔴 Rule #92: Heavygod, the god of confirmation, confirms all.

🟡 Rule #93: Thou shalt not question Heavygod’s existence…

🔴 Rule #100: Don’t try to put logic into your everyday life…just wing it!

🟡 Rule #101: Tesura, Electricstar’s sword, can indeed morph into other objects than just a sword and a gun.

🟡 Rule #123: Don’t bother trying to question Max (a.k.a. The Great Pumpkin But A Chanukah Version)’s logic.

🟡 Rule #144: Electricstar is destined to be alone his entire life.

🟡 Rule #151: If there is a Pokémon, it can probably speak English…so be careful what you say around it.

🟡 Rule #165: Critopolis, the city of where Ze Pyromancers reside…has recently allowed robots in the workforce.

🟡 Rule #172: An apple a day really does keep the doctor away.

🟡 Rule #189: If you decided on what to have for breakfast…settle it like men!

🟡 Rule #200: Things in the universe are known to randomly explode. (No surprise, though.)

🔳 Rule #209: Ze Pyromancers advise all Inklings not to go blindly fight Smashers. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CRY5z7xci8)

🔳 Rule #241: Do not prank Akuago on April Fool’s Day…you WILL regret it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E0TBvEiH-E)

🔳 Rule #309: If you are attending another person’s holiday party…make sure you were even invited to it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppXZC7K9X3k)

🔳 Rule #3,000,000: Never steal Ze Pyromancers’ personal vehicles and crafts. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drp44kbgOy0)

🔳 Rule #623: While Akuago may be in a better mood for his birthday, this doesn’t mean he’s any less tolerant to stupidity.

🎃 Rule #1: Always thoroughly inspect your candy before consumption.

🎃 Rule #2: Be sure to always check what’s inside your Halloween bag…

🎃 Rule #3: Try not to overindulge in candy the moment your get home…

🎃 Rule #4: The appropriate trick-or-treating hours are until 10 p.m. Please do not go beyond this…

🎃 Rule #5: When at a Halloween party…try to act at least slightly professional…

🎃 Rule #6: Please do not carve obscene imagery in the pumpkins…

🎃 Rule #7: For the love of Heavygod…do NOT go to Max’s house…

🎃 Rule #8: There is nothing wrong with chaperoning the young’uns…

🎃 Rule #9: Do not get offended if someone insults your costume…

🎃 Rule #10: Unfortunately, Halloween is ripe for break-ins…so always keep surveillance on your belongings.

🎃 Rule #11: Be responsible…and know when there’s been enough partying for one night…

🎃 Rule #12: Try to avoid the old manor Ze Pyromancers snuck into when the owner wasn’t around…

🎃 Rule #13: Just because a full moon might be out on Halloween…doesn’t mean Sacrificial Bella is more tolerant to stupidity…

🎃 Rule #14: Horror movies are extra spoopy on this day…be cautious!

🎃 Rule #15: When decorating the house for Halloween…be wary of how much electricity it can take…

🎃 Rule #16: Don’t get mad at the random neighbor giving out fruits and vegetables…

🎃 Rule #17: There’s no shame in walking away from a scary story…

🎃 Rule #18: Don’t harm the storyteller if their stories suck…

🎃 Rule #19: Hospitals are usually busy on these days…so please do not play costume-based pranks on them…

🎃 Rule #20: With all that sugar and spook flowing through your veins…remember to find a healthy way of exerting all of that out of you!

🎃 Rule #21: Claiming that we own things will result in 79,280 years of spooks and, if time permits, scares.

If wondering about rules that have not been numbered, they are either not as important or you can refer to Rule #64.

Like any group, ZePyromancers are only as great as the sum of its parts. If you wish to follow/support the individuals who make up this team, use this guide as a Legend for their various links:

🎬 YouTube channel
🐦 Twitter profile
🎨 deviantart account
📘 Facebook/Tumbler/reddit profile
🎮 Steam profile
📷 Instagram page
🏪 Online merchandise store
📹 Livestream website account (Twitch, Picarto, etc;)
💳 Patreon
🔄 Steam trade link for those who haven't friended you on Steam (yet)


🎬 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTxwRDNPNBG6l9WilPas6Cw
🐦 https://twitter.com/ZePyromancers
🎮 https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/groups/zepyromancers
📘 https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/ZePyromancers



🎮 https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/id/akuuuuago220
🎬 https://www.youtube.com/user/Akuago220
🐦 https://twitter.com/Akuago220
🎨 https://www.deviantart.com/akuago220
📘 https://www.reddit.com/user/Akuago220/
📷 https://www.instagram.com/Akuago220/
📹 https://www.twitch.tv/akuago220
💳 https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/Akuago220TJE
💳 https://www.patreon.com/Akuago220TJE
💳 https://ko-fi.com/akuagotje


🎮 https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/id/Mellotaku69
🎬 https://www.youtube.com/user/Mellotaku
🐦 https://twitter.com/Mellotaku
🎨 https://www.deviantart.com/mellotaku
📷 https://www.instagram.com/Akuago220/
📹 https://www.twitch.tv/mellotaku69



🎮 https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/id/lightbrawler
🎬 https://www.youtube.com/user/LightBrawler
🐦 https://twitter.com/LightBrawler
🎨 https://www.deviantart.com/lightbrawlerda
📹 https://www.twitch.tv/lightbrawler


🎮 https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/profiles/76561198037816582
🎬 https://www.youtube.com/user/masterofhomestar
🐦 https://twitter.com/ElectricstarVA]


🎮 https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/profiles/76561198066038592
🎬 https://www.youtube.com/user/ns221060
📹 https://www.twitch.tv/shugoux


🎬 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEYQs7S5GktkWCi6yZlskCw


🎮 https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/profiles/76561198046898015
🎬 https://www.youtube.com/c/SacrificialBella
🐦 https://twitter.com/LEtheCreator
🎨 https://www.deviantart.com/le-the-creator
📹 https://www.twitch.tv/lethecreator
📘 https://lethecreator.tumblr.com/


🎮 https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/id/sacrificialbella
🎬 https://www.youtube.com/c/SacrificialBella
🐦 https://twitter.com/PyroBellaVA
🎨 https://www.deviantart.com/sacrificialbella
📹 https://www.twitch.tv/sacrificialbella


🎮 https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/id/sacrificialbella
🎬 https://www.youtube.com/c/SacrificialBella
🐦 https://twitter.com/JCTheAllStar_
🎨 https://www.deviantart.com/jctheallstar31
📹 https://www.twitch.tv/jctheallstar


🎮 https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/id/Richto115
🎬 https://www.youtube.com/user/Richto115/
🐦 https://twitter.com/Richto115VA
🎨 https://www.deviantart.com/richto115
📹 https://www.twitch.tv/richto115va


🎮 https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/id/NightB1ader
🎬 https://www.youtube.com/user/TheRealNightBlader
🐦 https://twitter.com/NightBlader
🎨 https://www.deviantart.com/nightb1ader
📹 https://www.twitch.tv/nightblader