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Your Map Is ♥♥♥♥ [Episode 2] (♥♥♥♥♥♥ Map Sent Me To Hospital Need Help Paying Bills)
By P Diddy's Court Verdict
ATTENTION: This guide is meant for comedic purposes. Just because a map makes it on this guide doesn't necessarily make it a bad map (even though it might be). Please don't take this seriously. I am not really mad at the mappers and I get unnecessarily angry in the guide as a joke.
   
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Long Awaited Super Epic Episode 2 (Entire Plot)
Ok after just looking around this starting room I can already predict what the whole map will be like. It will probably be a 2 story map with one buyable door into the second room. There is also going to be some game breaking glitch that is super easy to get in to.
*Facepalms*

Alright thank you for viewing this long awaited episode 2, goodbye.
What do you mean "too short?"

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Ok welcome to Episode 2 of this long awaited guide, today we will be looking at a map simply titled "Hospital."
WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥? THE MAP HASN'T EVEN STARTED AND WE ARE HAVING PROBLEMS!
How is it that the mapper went to the lengths of adding custom characters into the map while also making the map have very low detail? Also why does this man's facial expression looks like something you'd find under r/memes? Even under his mask you can see that look of "really, really, really bro, really?"
What kind of room is this? In the corner there is this random ass toilet, on the left wall there is a mirror and sink, and on the right wall there is a bed. Why would you have your bed inside of your bathroom? If you are afraid that you might ♥♥♥♥ yourself in your bed, then just do what I do and ♥♥♥♥ yourself in your bed. No need to keep a toilet right next to you.
Why did the mapper decide to put blinds over a window that zombies come out? I think this is the single dumbest mapping mistake I've seen so far.
The mapper already said this in the description, but the wallbuys are invisible, which means that YOU HAVE TO FEEL AROUND THE ENTIRE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAP just to find them.
Did I get prescribed the wrong medicine or was it the mapper who was prescribed the wrong medicine? This room looks as if you were to trip on datura and then make a room based on what you saw.
Of course, gotta add HarryBO21's copy and paste screamer zombie in the map just like all the other maps in the workshop that are too lazy to add even a little variation to the boss. Please make him stand out, add a hospital gown on him, add some restraints, add a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ball gag, just something to show that you put at least 25% of effort into this map.
The door is completely open; however, I can't walk through. WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING THE DOOR OPEN THEN?
I don't know why this game sometimes doesn't let you jump on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rock but then other times it lets you jump on a hospital stretcher. Is it really that hard to put a clip brush over it so it cannot be jumped over? There are a lot of jokes about walls and borders I want to make right now but I don't want this guide to be reported...
I am right here in front of a power switch and yet there is no prompt to turn it on. In the same room, there is a part to a BUILDABLE power. So apparently instead of using the power switch that is already in the room, we have to build our own.
I think this is the only hospital that has the opposite effect for suicidal people. It just makes them want to blow their brains out even more. I guess that is only if they were to hug the wall so they can find the damn wallbuys for the guns!
18 Comments
DukeNukem4ever 20 May, 2022 @ 11:35am 
Hoping to see Part 3 soon! :)
P Diddy's Court Verdict  [author] 26 Jun, 2021 @ 9:41am 
#3 still coming soon
InZane 8 Jun, 2021 @ 3:10pm 
Sorri if mi map was poo poo, I mad a updatt for u so mabe you can lik mi more?
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2379142790
P Diddy's Court Verdict  [author] 2 Jun, 2021 @ 3:29pm 
Finally its a counterargument that actually explains something instead of just saying "ItS a FrEe MaP."
MudKipster 2 Jun, 2021 @ 3:38am 
Personally, I'd say that the room you said looked like "if you were to trip on datura and then make a room based on what you saw." actually looks pretty good for a hospital. Also people, read the Overview. "This guide is meant for comedic purposes". I dont know if people are trolling or if they actually didn't read that
just a silly guy 29 May, 2021 @ 5:13am 
lol why are you so mad at something some dude uploaded for free. not every map has to be a masterpiece, most mappers start out making basic maps lmfao
[XNXX] Ahvay 27 May, 2021 @ 4:31pm 
There's alot of maps out there good luck on this journey
Gwyrdd 25 May, 2021 @ 8:48am 
now we just need episode 3
Bully Maguire 24 May, 2021 @ 1:59pm 
btw you just mad cuz i got money, and you don't
Bully Maguire 24 May, 2021 @ 1:59pm 
wow a critic who can't take criticism, the irony is killing me.