Team Fortress 2

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TF2: Gmod Monsters
By Arapaima
This is my guide to the many "Gmod Monsters" based off of Team Fortress 2 characters. This is more of a Guide for Gmod users, but since it involves the TF2 cast, I'm putting it here for fun. This is not finished yet. If you have any more Gmod Monsters, add them in the comments.
   
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Painis Cupcake

Painis Cupcake is one of the most infamous Gmod Monsters. He slithers around like a snake, making cracking noises because his spine is being bent out of shape. Because of this, he can focus on his enemy without moving from place as he can simply conform his body in positions beyond human flexibility. He is very skilled at slithering, to the point that he can slide skillfully up walls. When he finds his next victim, he approaches them directly, looks them in the eye, and says: " I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat you." He then makes a large, creepy grin. The victim rarely takes him seriously, and often responds with a loud "No!" Painis will then stop smiling and chase after them, often ripping them to pieces in the process. He then eats his dismembered victim loudly, and tends to make a "Num num num" sound.

Painis Cupcake can be won over in two ways: If his foe is more powerful than him, and he loses the battle, he will show respect towards them, the exception being his rivals, such as The Demopan. He can also be won over by politeness. He rarely gets any sincere respect, and such is the best way to win him over. Examples being: Polite Spy, Soldierneer, Intelligent Heavy, and Spyper.

He also has a "rage" form. In his rage form he glows red, as if he has been Ubercharged. As with an Ubercharge, he becomes invincible. Unlike an Ubercharge, he becomes faster and stronger, but unfortunately, he loses his ability to properly predict his enemy's attacks, and becomes more predictable himself. His theme is from Donkey Kong 64- Puzzle in the caves. His rage theme is the Demon resident mine cart theme from the same game.

Painis Cupcake was created by Rubberfruit.
P*** CakeHole

P*** CakeHole is similar to Painis Cupcake in his behavior, but is a RED Sniper instead of a RED Soldier. He slides around to move, making a droning " STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB" noise as he moves. He isn't as good as sliding as Painis Cupcake is, and sometimes crashes into walls. He carries a bonesaw around with him. When he finds his next victim, he approaches them and says " I am P*** CakeHole. I'm gonna carve you!" And carves his victim completely of their skin, leaving a bloody mess. He observes his handywork for a short while, and leaves in search for his next victim. He can make sharp weapons magically appear if his is destroyed or lost.

He can only be won over by someone with equal or superior carving skills, which brings us to out next subject. He has an alternate version of himself, known as CakeHole P***. CakeHole P*** has a customized Amputator bonesaw that has "CakeHole" written on it. Both CakeHoles can turn into a "rage" form. In their rage form, they have superior speed and can endure far more than they can in their normal form. They gradiate a green glow in this form, and can make themselves and their magically created weapons float.Once he claims a victim, he will fight viciously to keep them. He has fought against many strong enemies, such as Painis Cupcake and Demo Samedi. His main them is the Potion Shop theme from Ocarina of Time. His rage theme is the Ocarina of Time Boss Theme.

He was created by Jaytey Nighty

A** Pancakes

A** Pancakes is a Blu Scout that lives in a Bonk can. He often wears a deep blue shirt, and blue camo pants as his most distinguishable features. He likes to search for people and "bonk" them with his clown hammer. Like several other Gmod Monsters, he slides across the ground to move. When he slides, he says woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
He can walk on walls and stand on ceilings. When he meets his victim, he says: I am A** Pancakes. Im gonna bonk you!. And then he smiles like Painis Cupcake does. He then pulls his hammer out of nowhere, smashes their head off, and beats their body to a pulp. His rage form is no different from his normal form, but then he pulls out his bonk, drinks it and then becomes invincible and even more dangerous.

His main theme is the "Witchy World" theme from Banjo-Tooie. Songs from Nintendo 64 games are very popular with Gmod videos. His rage theme is the Mr.Patch boss music from the same game.

A** Pancakes 2.0

A** Pancakes 2.0 is the Freak Fortress version of the original A** Pancakes. In most cases he is the protagonist, but sometimes he fights with the original. He has more details than the original. He has a lighter blue shirt than the original, and a pair of pants in the matching color. He has shoes like sonic the hedgehog, colored red and white. He has a face painted like The Joker, and has green hair to match. And lastly, he has a clown hat. (One of those hats with the pointy parts with the pom-pom on the tip.)

A** Pancakes has little to no reasonability, and the only one I know that has ever befriended him is Derpy Sonic, who isnt even a TF2 Gmod monster.

A** Pancakes was created by Theinvertedshadow.
Demo Samedi
Demo Samedi is first featured in the four-part "Saturday Night" series, appropriate, since Samedi is French for Saturday. Im puttin the links here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLRUXHrLdEk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbKm0jb_oa4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBS8PXg7wto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVr11WBCLsU

Demo Samedi was possesed by a haunted doll in a graveyard after being kicked there by a Heavy that he accidentally insulted. He has a varying hat style (White gibus and skeleton hat), a face painted to look like a skull, glowing yellow eyes, a black cape, and he wears a pair of Ali Baba's wee booties. He can teleport and make weapons out of nowhere. He has fought multiple times with P*** Cakehole and won most of those times. He can turn fallen enemies into zombie minions and summon others, which he can revive if they are defeated.

Demo Samedi was created by Jaytey Nighty.
10 Comments
Frontful 3 May, 2015 @ 4:52pm 
Don't forget demo pan
Reel Shrimple Lobster 1 May, 2015 @ 11:07am 
Never forget Gentle Spy ,Christian Brutal Sniper and Spencer Pootis
BlitzKrieger 29 Apr, 2015 @ 1:33pm 
You forgot to mention that Piss Cakehole and Painis Cupcake are best friends.
Crimson 26 Apr, 2015 @ 6:49am 
Meeem (Meet the amazing medic by Pienimation)
jovpet1 24 Apr, 2015 @ 9:06am 
Spencer pootis should be on the list
wunkus (fox variant) 15 Jul, 2014 @ 1:04am 
MeeM
Blasbo Bibbins 13 Jul, 2014 @ 5:29am 
Heavydile, Sewer medic, Dic Soupcan, Karma soldier, Private Funnyman, Vagineer, Snyphurr, CBS, Weaselcake and Seeman are the only ones I can remember off the top of my head. I hope this list helps.
wunkus (fox variant) 13 Jul, 2014 @ 4:30am 
yep.... could you add meem? :D
Arapaima  [author] 12 Jul, 2014 @ 9:01am 
I know that. Didn't you read the description?
wunkus (fox variant) 11 Jul, 2014 @ 12:11pm 
needz more