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5 (and counting)Ways to Epicly Fail at the Space Stage in Spore
By ビーチミルク
Here are some good ways to fail at the space stage in SPORE™ Creatures. Read this guide for all the details!
Got one? Tell me in the comments!

WARNING: JOKE GUIDE AHEAD!
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1. Attack the First Empire You Meet
Never a good idea to do that. Why is it a bad idea? Well, a good strategy is to make strong bonds with an Empire so you can make trade routes and make more money. A good way to ally is do quests. You can give them money, too. Both are good ideas. Plus, you will most likely only have really dinky weapons by then.
2. Make a Stupid-Looking Ship
Here's what you want (to fail):

-Too many textured items
-Too many solid colors
-DO NOT use your own creation, Maxis' stuff is your way to go
-Name it "Pancakes Mobile"
-Name it "Ship"
-Have ideas completely based off of Maxis' or someone else's ideas
3. Spend All Your Sporebucks
Invest in "smart" things like to colonize a T0 planet because it looks cool, not for Spice production. If you happen to actually make SOME spice, good for you. More money to blow on things that you'll never use, like a "Happy Ray" or "Crop Circles." *Sarcastic* Because Crop Circles are perfect for not scaring the crap out of sentient species. Also, invest in buying Spice you can produce YOURSELF. Especially if the seller is selling for an insanely high price because it is a "commodity."
4. Colonize a Planet Really Far Away From Your Homeworld
Because getting your Spice stolen for less income is perfectly okay. When the attack is over, go re-colonize it. Perfect. But wait, what if they capped it? Put a colony on a planet in the solar system next to it. It's fine. Wait, it just got capped. Oops. Shouldn't have done that. :/
5. Try To Ally the Grox
Giving them money makes them "happier." If that doesn't work, Just leave them alone. The center of the universe is right there. Go to it. If they start shooting, use a Happy Ray. They won't see it coming.






























































































































































































I hope you enjoyed this guide and found it helpful.
6: Try the Planet Buster at your Homeworld
All I can say is kaboom.
45 Comments
https://github.com/cherryl1k 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm 
good guide i allied the grox and made everyone in the universe pissed (look at my profile for proof)
Ptr2680 25 Feb, 2021 @ 11:02am 
no, ITS BETTER
Ptr2680 25 Feb, 2021 @ 11:02am 
this is POETRY
Gary's_Soup 9 Dec, 2020 @ 11:52pm 
I know it is probably a bad idea, but using a planet buster on your homeworld feels really cool. Try it.. Trust me...
Goblin Player 10 Aug, 2020 @ 5:34am 
this definitely deserves the poetry award i just gave you
peppermintpuppy07 24 Jul, 2020 @ 4:50pm 
also i just did number two. that was fun and my friend (whos a MASTER at making spaceships) todaly diddent scream at me :'D
peppermintpuppy07 24 Jul, 2020 @ 4:39pm 
also ive done all of those exept for number 6. why? because i dident get that far :'D
peppermintpuppy07 24 Jul, 2020 @ 4:37pm 
i have an idea for number 7, go to the grox empire, "forget" to pause the game, then leave the computer to get yourself some chips. (fun fact i legit did this once)
Endurance1229 4 May, 2020 @ 6:05pm 
oh no
jjj 28 Apr, 2020 @ 4:35am 
to be honest if you have the weapon that allows you to convet planet to your species number 1 is a pretty good way to go if you pay the other species to stop the war