Spelunky 2

Spelunky 2

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Why is Olmec Sus Gold?
By xX_RogueLineageGOD34_Xx
Olmec? But what is he? He is sure sus. Golden block from minecraft? What about iron block with golden block texture? What texture pack? Why is olmec fat? Olmec is sus?
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Olmec Caught Being Sus.
Guys. Olmec is so super sus. I think i saw him vented.
As you see in this photograph. Olmec is the impostor and he has the knife. (Arrow added to show you where the knife is, it took me long to find it so i'm helping.)
Basically, now we know olmec is sus and he does sus deeds.
How Is Olmec In So Many Game?
Ok so in this point or whatever, Olmec is super famous. If he wasn't super famous, how is he in so many game? Olmec is like in minecraft or like terraria or like roblox or something like that.
Olmec is in Teraria. And also in Minecraft. (I have mobile minecraft for my ipade)
This is real, olmec is shiny and the minecraft block is also shiny. Olmec have dents like the terriara olmec also has dents.
Olmec Try The Dream Borgier (Olmec Fat)
You may be wondering, why is olmec so fats? Well it is because he ate the dream Borgier. The Dream Borgier has like 50 pounds of avacodo on it i dont know isnt avocodo supposed to be healthy idk man. I think they put the avocordo pits inside the dream borgier. Olmec ate the dream borgier. Now you will see before and after the dream borgier.
Olmec finds the dream

This is why olmec is fat.


The dream borgier is DEAD!!!!! NO!!!!!!.
That is everything about olmec.
After you have read my guide, you have learned all the spelunky lore about olmec, how he became fat, why olmec is sus, and how he is in all the games. Olmec is my favorite character because he is yellow and i love yellow. It my favorite color.
262 Comments
XSpelunkerX 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:12am 
wut da hellllll
fluffydoish 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:50pm 
The only thing fatter than Olmec is my friend ethan
zan 7 Aug, 2024 @ 6:37pm 
This guy made such a good guide
Turret 27 Jul, 2024 @ 11:09pm 
I'm having a stroke reading this:steamthumbsdown:
Edmond 16 Jun, 2024 @ 9:19am 
The guy below me sucks farts
Mongon 3 Apr, 2024 @ 1:26am 
In game
Mongon 3 Apr, 2024 @ 1:26am 
The guy below me sucks farts
Yousthebeast 10 Mar, 2024 @ 7:06pm 
This guy made such a good guide
foogleberry 17 Feb, 2024 @ 3:37pm 
This guy made such a good guide
odddibbles 6 Feb, 2024 @ 3:43pm 
this guy made such a good guide