428 Shibuya Scramble

428 Shibuya Scramble

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All the Dıck Dictums
By Ting🍊
All the throbbing words of wisdom in Kano's Dıck Diary.
   
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Dıck Dictum #1
Never lose sight of what you're supposed to protect.
Ever.
Dıck Dictum #8
When you really want to punch something,
you really probably shouldn't.

Dıck Dictum #12
Always assume a worst-case scenario.

Dıck Dictum #14
Use the dead as a stepping stone,
but be sure to die a stepping stone yourself.

Dıck Dictum #25
When the tongue slips, grab it,
and yank out the truth.

Dıck Dictum #54
Haste makes waste.

Dıck Dictum #55
The truth hungers to be free.

Dıck Dictum #89
The more irrelevant something seems,
the more relevant it's bound to be.

Dıck Dictum #115
Use the lights to your advantage.

Dıck Dictum #116, #117
Dıck Dictum #116 is briefly mentioned during Achi's (failed) interrogation, but unfortunately Kano never reads it out loud, so we'll never know.

The last Dıck Dictum we see in the story is #117:

Get'em when they're tired.

How Big is Kano's Dıck Diary?
In the previously mentioned interrogation scene, Kano is desperately flipping through his diary for Dıck tips on how to interrogate Achi, and it ends shortly afterwards, meaning that Dictum #117 is most likely near the end of the diary. While veiny and black, Kano's Dıck Diary doesn't look particularly thick and fits comfortably in one hand, so it can't be too big, definitely under 300 pages.
Considering the points above, we can assume that Kano's Dıck Diary is ~120 dictums long, which would translate to ~200 pages since a lot of dictums (if not all) are written on a two page spread.

And that's it. If there are any Dıck Dictums I missed, let me know, I'll add them to this list.

1 Comments
MidnightPlusOne 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:52pm 
Fun fact: "Dick Dictums" was originally going to be "Dick Tips". Not even kidding.

https://blog.playstation.com/2018/08/06/interview-the-localization-of-428-shibuya-scramble-demo-tomorrow/