Hey guys, Digitic here once again writing another guide! This one will be focused on Medics, and it will add in "Location", or where you'll find them, either on the battlefield, popular maps, or game mode. Also, the next guide is Heavy by popular request. Anyway, onward! To learn how to point a gun at teammates and hit left click.

Ah, noob medics... So misunderstood, and so predictable.

Noob Medics pocket Heavies. Done. No one else, no ubers, nothing. Hold left click on a Heavy.

Scenario: You see a Heavy come around a corner into a sticky trap that should barely kill him, but he lives. You see a heal beam, but despite his patient having 30 health, no uber happens. You kill them both.

Loadout:
Stock

Location: Behind the resident Heavy.

Advantages: Heavy is ridiculously strong.

Disadvantages: A lack of Ubercharging, splash damage, and powerful strikes on the patient.

How to beat them: Whale away on either them or their patient (crockets advised for patient).

The best thing that your team could ever have. Ever.

Well, minus the standard bonesaw. Always the Ubersaw. Anyway, Uber-Pro Medics are the most amazing person on the team. They can heal multiple targets without letting anyone die, they can fight their way out of brawls, they can uber at the perfect moment, and have mastered the art of uber-sharing. Basically, they've had lots of practice.

Scenario: You push out at an enemy force once a random crocket has thinned their numbers and health. Then, the Heavy your team was shooting at gets Ubered, so you just switch to the Scout. But he's ubered too. In fact, every shot gets deflected perfectly by a millisecond of Uber. Your team gets destroyed, and the Uber-Pro medic heals the attackers back to full health.

Loadout:
Choice
Medigun/Kritzkrieg if required
Ubersaw

Position: Right behind the main attacking or defending body.

Advantages: He's almost unbeatable in combat, and his patients are always happy and healthy.

Disadvantages: The sheer number of teammates he has will overextend him, and you can catch him off guard with multiple, smaller attacks on different groups.

How to beat him: Flanking and hitting multiple groups of teammates.

Well, that was a lovely guide to write. It had a great turnaround time since the Engie guide, and it was suprisingly easy to write. Well, I hope you all enjoyed, and look forward to the Heavy guide, which features a special mini-tree: Sandviches (and their users). I'll see you all in the next guide!
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Yeah, this was a joke guide. But hey. Consider it a preview. Both of these sections will be in the real medic guide, the intro is completely accurate (seriously, copy/paste is awesome), and it was too fun to ignore this opportunity. Seriously though, the Medic release date is tentatively the end of May. Just have a little patience, it will be out soon. Enjoy!