Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege X

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege X

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How to buy delicious orange
By High_Los
Short guide about buying orange.
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It is very easy to buy orange!
Step 1:
You go to shop and buy banana.


Step 2:
You remember, that your mother wanted you to buy an orange. Little sweet orange for your mom. She has been with you all of your life and you can't even buy1 little orange.
You begin to cry.
You cry... And cry...
Banana in your hand transformates into cybernetic robot.
"YEAH, LITTLE PEOPLE, I AM THE GALAXY LORD SIR BANANATOR, AND I AM BACK TO KILL YOU ALL. Brothers, it is our time, TRANSFORMATE!!!".
You can see other bananas transformatic too. They are everywhere. It is nowhere to run!
You decide to check your mother so you wear your invisible cloak and quicly run away. All of your city is in chaos, cybernanas are everywhere! People are dying, everybody is screaming, your heart beats faster. You run... but where is your house? It is burning, you can see bananas on it's ruins.
"MOTHER! MOTHER!!! FREAKING BANANAS, YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!"
2 cybernanas begin running to you. They are already near you, when you hear shotgun gunfire. IT IS CYBERORANGE AND HE IS HERE TO SAVE YOU!
"Run away!" he shouts to you.
You fall to the ground. You can't run because cybernanas bound your legs with cyber-nana-rope.
Cyberorange begins to slice cybernanas with cyber-orange-katana. He killed them all. It is over... No more cyber bananas...


Step 3:
You go to a shop to buy orange. You hear quite sound like somebody cut flesh meat with knife. You turn around and see, that one cybernana is still alive. In one hand he is holding the head of cyberorange, and in another one - cyber-nana-katana. No more cyberorange... Nobody will save Earth this time. Last thing you see, before cyber-nana-katana enters into your chest, is a large amout of space ships full of cybernanas. It is over now, but not for cyber bananas. It is over for people... Fire, blood, ruins...
Cyber-nana-katana enters your body and you slowly close your eyes...
No more oranges... You will never buy it... You die.
10 Comments
Tõnis 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:40am 
instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in an elevator shaft
Biggie McSimpin III 29 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23pm 
Instructions clear, obtained delicious orange.
SungaiBulohPatient 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:34am 
instruction unclear bought lemon dish soap
Breeze 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:33am 
never knew how to buy one...
Jack King Goff 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:22pm 
this guide will be very helpful soon, going to buy oragne now!:steamhappy:
High_Los  [author] 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am 
Guys, what do you think) It is not me who is strange, it is you, who clicks on the guide about buying orange XD Do you really anticipate reading about buying oranges?
Boom.mp3 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am 
WTF did i read:steamthis:
TacticalTicTac 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am 
very helpful thanks made my day 100% better
Fat Albert 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm 
I just wanted to learn how to buy a delicious orange
R1tz__ 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm 
............. What the actual fuck