A crisp sandwich is awesome, and anyone who has never had one is missing out. I am here to help all you who have never experienced the bliss of a crisp sandwich.

-Bread
-Butter (not some pansy "plant-based spread")
-Crisps (preferably Salt and Vinegar, but any traditional flavour should work)
-[opt.] Chips (goes very well with Salt and Vinegar and only Salt and Vinegar)

-Knife
-Plate
-Hoover (or tea towels or whatever you can use to clean up with)
-Mouth
-Stomach

1) Butter your bread. Spread the butter fairly thick - no thin spreads here
2) Pour the crisps onto the buttered bread (leave half of your buttered breads un-crisped, to complete the sandwich)
3) [opt.] Add chips, if you would like
4) Complete the sandwich by putting a buttered bread onto the buttered and crisped breads
5) Place the crisps sandwiches onto the plate, and cut it/them in half (horizontally). This is to avoid making too much of a mess
6) Clean up any mess you have made, you messy ♥♥♥♥
7) Consume the sandwich. You will be filled with much joy

So. Enjoy the crisp sandwich? Of course you did!

I hope you will all spread the word, far and wide. Thank you for reading, and you are welcome for reading.