Blood and Bacon

Blood and Bacon

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The EPIC Odyssey of a Troll
By Jetther Terminae [on a break]
The Guide tells an history about one of my "Adventures" through this community that has happened during the last couple days.
It is quite funny, and very EPIC.
   
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CHAPTER 1: PROLOGUE (BLAKE GUN ORIGINS)
Long ago, precisely on the day of February 10, 2020...
In the Blood and Bacon Fandom Wikia, known for being a mess full of false information, lazy editors, noobs and more memes than stats...

Was born a Legendary Fake Weapon called: THE BLAKE GUN!
Added in to the page by an Guest(1). It was EPIC.
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By the way, there also was another (Not Important) Fake Weapon called "The fortnite tactical shotgun" that was created 5 days before The Blake Gun, on January 5th, 2020, by another Guest(2), listed right above it.
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But the Guest(1) that created The Blake Gun removed "The fortnite tactical shotgun" a few minutes after adding in his gun to the Weapons list.


And there remained The Blake Gun, glorious and in peace, until...
June 20th, 2020, Almost 4 months after it was added in...
I came along.
Actually... I came to visit the Fandom Wikia LONG before, dating back to late 2019. It was then that I first noticed The Blake Gun (along with... a few other "pecularities" in the Wikia...).
And when I came back in June 2020 I noticed that The Blake Gun was still there and realized how lazy these Wikia editors were, so I decided to join in.

And I created:
THE COOLER BLAKE GUN!
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But, sadly, apparently I wasn't the only one who came to the Fandom Wikia.
Just 3 days after I created The Cooler Blake Gun, a Third Guest(3) comes in and removes both Blake Guns.
The Blake Gun, who once was there for months, was now gone...


But once again... On September 13th, 2021...
I came back.

I came back to check if the Fandom Wikia had improved (obviously it didn't) and I noticed it. I was late a few months, but meh...
Then I thought about simply copy and pasting them back...
But I decided that I would go beyond!

Considering that all the members of this Fandom Wikia are lazy noobs, they would never come up with something very detailed with high quality...
Unlike me. I know how to do this kind of stuff.

I would make something so good, detailed and big compared to the rest of the Wikia page that there would be no doubt that it SHOULD be REAL.
It for sure would last longer than a 4 line, simple and short description full of memes.

Then I did it.

I (ME) (re-)created The Blake Gun: This time more SERIOUS and more "Real". With a ENTIRELY NEW, very detailed (Fake) description on what it is and how to unlock it, EPIC TROLL.
(Using the balls slow Free Wi-Fi from my school, on my Cellphone LMAO)

Took a few edits, as you can see, but it was shortly completed.
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Even I would believe it!

And it is there to this day.

Link to the Weapons Page from the Fandom Wikia, where you can see The Blake Gun for yourself: https://blood-and-bacon.fandom.com/wiki/Weapons
CHAPTER 2: THE TROLL GUIDE
Fast foward a few months later...
New Update come out and NEW GUNS to Unlock!
People were going crazy over it, looking for ways to Unlock them.

Meanwhile, during a few days, The Blake Gun made an re-appearance amidst the topics on Steam. Some poor souls thought it was real and were asking people about it.
Me and Big Corporation (The Developer) even talked about it for a bit.

That's when LE EPIC TROLL PLAN came in:
Step 1: People want to know how to unlock guns. Opportunity to make an Guide about it.
Step 2: The Blake Gun exists and feels like a REAL gun in game.
Step 3: Create an EPIC Guide to bring The Blake Gun from the (cringe) Fandom Wikia to the (blessed) Steam Community, and not only that, also create another EPIC (fake) descriptions for the other 2 Guns that need to be unlocked.
Step 4: Enjoy.

Boom! On October 31st I created this Guide:
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2642512941
A brief description of its contents:
  • The "SCAR-H" and "Conclusion" Sections were "STOLEN" (calm down) from my >friend's< Guide to add an cherry on top of the cake. (He was fully aware about it, and he even got a little bit angry lmao. I edited it a little bit afterwards so he stoped crying about it and now we are best friends! :D)
    Link to his Guide: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2639501371
  • The Blake Gun, Luger and PPK Sections are completely FAKE, and well made to seem Real and Convincing.
  • Not only that, the Guide is FILLED with intentional miss spellings.

    IT. WAS. EPIC.
    2 People played till WAVE 112 in Hordes Mode just to give up and one OG player almost removed the game from their library out of pure anger due to how hard it was to unlock the "New" weapons. (Don't worry, I talked to them and we sorted things out).

    But I was making a REAL and SERIOUS Guide meanwhile.
    The next day I set the Troll Guide visibility to Hidden, and publicized my Serious Guide.
    Link to my Serious Guide: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2641356453

    But that was not the end for my Troll Guide's journey...
CHAPTER 3: THE FOOLS
So yeah...
3 Days after I post the Troll Guide...
November 2nd, 2021...
On the comments of my Serious Guide...

I see someone talking about the same things in my Troll Guide, about "posting screenshots and etc", and that he "did all of that and that the gun wasn't Unlocked for some reason".


The first thing I thought was that he either saw the Guide before it had it's visibility set to Hidden, or that somehow people were still able to see the Guide...

So I told him that that was from old Guide and that the current Guide was much better.


Then he commented this:
Link in the screenshot: https://steamsplay.com/blood-and-bacon-new-weapons-unlock-guide/

Boy, was I wrong!
IT WAS MUCH MORE EPIC THAN THAT! LMAOO!

Apparently, the HUGE new Update, along with the New Weapons, which have been asked by many Players to be added in game for a LONG time, PLUS the Steam Halloween Sale, caught the attention of a BUNCH of people to game, both old and new Players (the 4P Lobbies literally FILLED completely).

And, finally, seeing the ammount of Players, someone else was attracted: Someone responsible for this "SteamsPlay", that is basically a website/blog thingie focused on Guides on how to unlock achievements and other things about/from a bunch of different games.
They must've saw that the game had a bunch of Players and thought it would be a very good idea to "create" something Blood And Bacon related in their site, to attract attention, generate ad revenue, etc...

So they went to see what was added in the Update and what most Players were interested in: The New Weapons.
So basically, now all that they had to do was "add" something about it to their page...

But you see... This person, just like everyone else, doesn't know how to Unlock the new weapons yet (simply because at the time 3/4 weapons weren't added yet), or maybe even... they never have played the game before...

So what they do?
They search the community for a while, trying to find a guide about it...
And they found my Troll guide!
But they weren't searching for it to discover how to unlock it for themselves...

They were searching for it to LITERALLY DO A CTRL C and V on their website LMAO!!!
And so they did!

Hell! I even think it was a BOT for how fast it was!
For your information, I said earlier "3 Days after I post the Troll Guide", but thats for when I got notified about it!
THEY COPY PASTED MY GUIDE ON THE SAME DAY I POSTED IT! Just a few hours later!

Now MY Troll Guide, full of miss information AND spelling errors is on THEIR site! LMAO!

It's funny, c'mon!
They didn't even ask me for permission (they're crediting me, but again they have ad revenue for MY work and I DON'T, and still, they could atleast try asking me), and in the process they not only got TROLLED, but they're helping me TROLL OTHERS!

ABSOLUTELLY E P I C!
CHAPTER 4: EPILOGUE (PRESENT)
And there we are... In the present moment...
At the time of writing this...

After all that I shared the history with a few friends, and decided to go beyond, and write this Guide to share it with YOU guys too.

I also made my Troll Guide Public again, along with the Serious Guide... Might delete/hide the Troll Guide eventually... dunno...


My "The Blake Gun" is still at the Fandom Wikia, un-removed and glorious, fooling whatever soul dares to read through all of its monumental size.

My Troll Guide, now Public again, is slowly claiming victims. Not as much as before, but it sure it is.

And, last but not least, the SteamPlays page still there. Standing menancingly EPIC.

You know, I COULD ask them to remove MY Guide from their site...
But I DON'T want to.
I wrote that Guide using my butt cheeks, and I hold little sentimental value to it.
Also, it being on their site + they crediting me, not means that it will keep Trolling anyone who visits their page, it also means that I left MY MARK in there.

I'm glad that this is the ONLY Guide they "stole" ever for Blood and Bacon, and I'm also glad that they "stole" it on the same day I uploaded the Troll Guide, because 1 day later I posted the Serious Guide, and they could've stolen the Serious Guide instead of the Troll Guide.

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And that's it...
INS'T THAT E P I C?
4 Comments
Leepik28 28 Mar @ 7:57am 
if i had a child this would be thier education
Jetther Terminae [on a break]  [author] 11 Sep, 2024 @ 7:07pm 
HE IS HERE!
mil 11 Sep, 2024 @ 2:05pm 
lol im here
mil 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:12am 
i hat eyou