Welcome to the official 100th guide made for clone drone bone cone hone moan groan tone phone lone in the danger zone (at the the of making this guide). This is just an overall how to be a gamer.

The benigning of de gaem!!!11!1!1!! You first choose your weapon of choice through trying out them all and eventually end up thinking: sword (or bow or hammer or spear).

You then decide to go look at the achievements and see the "big one", reaching insanium. You then proceed through the hardest part of this part of the game, navigating the main menu getting to insanium. Your first attempt goes terribly and you die in level 5 because you know nothing about the game except "haha [weapon] go slice (or pew or smash or stab)".

Then you give up and go do story mode like you were supposed to do before doing endless mode. You beat story mode and blow up save the earth and humanity.

You then realize there is also hard and insane difficulty, challenges and multiplayer.

A few 25-100 hours of game time later you probably have reached insanium for the first time and you would THINK you're good at the game but it's only just the beginning of your journey...

You also tried the story mode on insane/hard and decided that you should probably try hard first and then insane. You might also have found out about the epic series of endless mode workshop levels called "The Bowl" which you should subscribe to because it's epic n' stuff https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2643837469 (THIS IS A THREAT).

This is the point where you might want to tell your friends about how epic this game is and how they should get it. You also have probably tried last bot standing (which is a bad idea at this point of the game tbh you will just think it's stupid and impossible because lag and insane amounts of no life tryhards) and died instantly because there was [insert skilled player] in the server, just try not to make eye contact and you should be fine for the next 30 seconds.

Now that you have around 300 hours in the game you begin to get further in endless mode and probably have a few wins in lbs too. You begin to try out the level editor a bit too and make "CUBE WITH ROBOT ON TOP (MUST PLAY)". It gets 2 subscribers.

You have found out about skins and you try to get that cool looking skin you saw right before getting sliced in half/shot through the head/smashed to pieces/stabbed. You decide to actually get the skin and try it out and it's pretty cool.




































If you dare try to use emperor skin in lbs you become primary target one to show that you aren't good at the game even though you think so.

After around 500 hours of game time you finally start to get to 70+ in endless mode and have read multiple guides to help you. You have either the same amount of wins or more wins than most (depending on how much lbs you play). You play more and more of the game and look through the (mostly) pile of hot garbage the workshop is to find the gems hidden among us the trash. You get more and more invested into the level editor to try to make the perfect level, you look for inspiration and ideas. You get more active in the community and possibly even join the discord server https://discord.gg/8vXyQra9Sp.

You are getting there.

700+ hours, you might have reached level 90-100 in endless, you might have 500-1000 wins in lbs, you have all achievements you have...

COMMITTED GOOD

Oh and you also must have subscribed to every The Bowl level to commit good NOTHING else matters as much you could have 50000+ hours and 1000000 wins in lbs and a pb of 2147483647 in endless mode yet you would still be bad because you haven't subscribed to The Bowl.

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You simply can't do it















































































Don't even try

Congrats, you've defeated bone bone in the danger bone! Now go play amogus or something (And come back later)









































































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