Team Fortress 2

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How to survive and eliminate A Scout Bot named "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
By AppleBiscuit
Before, we had a sniper bot that spin endlessly and shoot everything in sight, and sometime, getting closer will causing them to equip a machete and immediately chop you to death

Before, we had a heavy bot that group together and shoot everything in sight, even clocked spy

Now, we had a sc*** who has 100% crits and only hit you with bats to death


here's a useless guide of surviving a s**nt
   
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1. The How is it look like?

This is a Scout bot, he keep holding a bats, wear a tons of hats

NOTE: someof them can be a troller so, most of them are a bot while one of them is a troll so carefull kicking them
2. The How's their Behavior
The Bots will run around the map and could target the enemies

They always equip their bat and not even bother to equip a gun instead

when they found the enemies, unalerted, they will run into the enemies's back and slam their bats into their body, crits them, making this easier for them to kill

Most of these bots will easily interrupt someone's fight and kill them

When they got hit, they will run to the nearby healing pick up

When they aren't found anyone, they might run in a circle or run to each other of kind of them

If Possible, they will keep spamming the "Noise Maker" causing lag, annoying and more

3.0 The Survive And Kills [Basics]
Don't let them detect you

Stay away from them as much as you can

If they about to run and grab a Hp pickup, Kill them while you still had chance

Always Look Behind you In case of Spy and Them
3.1 The Survive and Kills [Offensive]
Its ez, lmbo

Scout:

Surviving

Both of you are as fast as each other
But they can be only one and it's you, Try hopping around

Killing

Don't use your melee to smash them, they quicker than your,
So use a gun to kill them

Soldier:

Surviving

You had RPG so its quite bad to carrying around with those running bastards
so, do a rocket jump by Jump + Crouch and LMB your rocket to fly away (note, you hurt yourself, so use it carefully, otherwise you end up "end game" yourself)

or use "Escape Plan" with low HP to GTHO

Killing

They don't stood a chance over a maniac rocket mayhem, shoot them with your rocket launcher, ez kills

Pyro:

Surviving

That Flamethrower of your are heavy, so you run quite slow, but with the power of RMB, you can yeet those bots away, but its took your ammo so watch out

Killing

Just Naturally, Burn them into a roasted chicken, Use a Flare gun for crits damage, also the fire doesn't stop them so don't forget to RMB them, but CAREFULL
3.2 The Survive and Kills [Defensive]
Demoman:

Surviving

You had a mini bomb? bomb yourself but only just fling you away from them
If you had a charging thing, equip and RMB to run extremely fast as f***

Killing

Try lure them to your trap and activate sticky bomb, btw the grenade launcher's bomb and detonate instantly if it hit them so do it while you still can

Want to melee? Well get a blade and a charging thing, then charge at them

You can either, slam and swing or swing while charge for lil crits

Well, while you can, of course

Heavy:

Surviving

Your Weapon are heavy and Your Body are fat

You're doomed.

otherwise, use a "Gloves of Running Urgently" to run while you still can
(Note: its drain yo hp and equipping time are slow so, good luck)

Killing

"Natascha".
It's slow the enemies so use it while you can

Engineer

Killing (along with Surviving)
Try running while you can, or keep parkour until you lose em

Lure them to the Sentry you just built, and watch them got filled with your bullet
3.2 The Survive and Kills [Support]
Medic:

Killing (Along with Surviving)

Try running while you can, or keep parkour until you lose em


  • Fill up your uber meter and activate them, but you just waste them anyway so use it properly

    Sniper:

    Surviving =
[/b]

Killing

Are they away?, use a sniper to kill them while you can

Are they near you?, use a bow or smg to kill them while you can

Are they really near you?, Yeet a jarate

Are they reach you?, if so then does the jarate covered them? if not, you're f***ed
else, swing them with your "crit when its normally crit" machete

Spy:

Surviving =
  • [/b]

    If you about to get hit, hold a dead ringer and use it while you can, to fake your death and run away

    Killing

    Completely useless, try to use your revolver while you can, backstabbing them are hard, cuz they are self-aware
    4. The System
    This is how's they look like

    - Weird Looking Sniper PFP
    - The name's "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
    - Has insane ping

    Now, while you has chance, if you were in their team, kick them

    if they were in other team, convince the real player in your enemies team to kick them

    if they ignore you, well,
    goodluck.
    5. End
    That's it

    im done

    good luck killing them

    if you has chance, go to the bot's hoster house and delete their bot data to keep them away from TF2

    but don't do anything, crime-ish


    here's a 5 months ago scout picture lol