Step one: press "W" key
(requires w key to be set to forwards movement)
(will not work if W key is broken)
(if unable to press W key, it is interchangeable with other keys.)
(if unable to press any keys, tongue or chin can be used to press.)
(If no keyboard is present, forwards movement bind will require the purchasing of a keyboard.) (also requires mouse to be present to select W key as forwards movement bind.)
(if you are missing the key cap to the W key, an upside down M key cap can be used.)
(in the event of the W key being pressed and the character moves backwards, it may mean your W key is not bound to forwards movement, but instead backwards movement, which should be swapped.)
(in the event of the W key being pressed and the character moves left, it may mean your W key is not bound to forwards movement, but instead leftwards movement, which should be swapped.)
(in the event of the W key being pressed and the character moves right, it may mean your W key is not bound to forwards movement, but instead rightwards movement, which should be swapped.)
(in the event of the W key being pressed and the character moves upwards, it may mean your W key is not bound to forwards movement, but instead upwards movement, which should be swapped.)
(in the event of the W key being pressed and the character moves downwards, it may mean your W key is not bound to forwards movement, but instead downwards movement, which should be swapped.)
(In the event that your W key stands up and runs away, it is advised that you catch it and put it back on so that you can move forwards.)
(If you substitute your W key with your lamp on switch, it will work just as well.)
(in the event that you are dead and can not press the W key, you can substitute you with a friend/family member, who can press the W key to move forwards.)
(in the event that your dog presses the backwards movement key will you press the W key, promptly remove the dog from the backwards movement key so that movement can happen in the forwards form.)
(If the hit movie "Interstellar" [2014] starts to play when you press the W key, that may mean that you have the W key bound to playing the movie "Interstellar" [2014] instead of forwards movement. Promptly switch the play "Interstellar" [2014] input with the forwards movement input.)
(In the event that the hit game "Among us" [2018] opens when you press the W key, that could mean that your forwards movement key was switched with the open hit game "Among us" [2018] input.)
(in the event that when you press your W key that you get cancer, it may mean that your W key is bound to opening "Battlefield 2042" [the cheap stupid copy of this magnificent game]. It is very important that you rebind the W key to forwards movement input instead. this doesn't mean that the cancer will leave, that happens by opening this game, the game that deserves game of the year, month, day, and decade.)
(In the event that you hit "S" key and get consumed whole by a massive armored battle sloth with lazer eyes and human feet, that may mean you need to rebind the S key to forwards movement and not the get consumed whole by a massive armored battle sloth with lazer eyes and human feet input.)
(Please do not steal this guide)
(TL;DR Press W key)
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