She sells sea shells on the seashore, but the value of these shells will fall due to the laws of supply and demand, no one wants to buy shells because there's loads on the sand!

Step 1: You must create a sense of scarcity, shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare you see? Bare with me and take as many shells as you can find and hide them on an island, stockpile em high until they're rarer than a diamond.

Step 2: You gotta make the people think that they want 'em, really want 'em, really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ want 'em!
Hit 'em like Bronson influencers, product placement featured primetime entertainment, if you haven't got a shell then you're just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wasteman!

Step 3: It's Monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly, "these shells must sell!" that will be your new philosophy, swallow all your morals, there a poor man's quality.

Step 4: EXPAND, EXPAND, EXPAND! CLEAR FOREST, MAKE LAND, FRESH BLOOD ON HANDS.

Step 5: WHY JUST SHELLS? WHY LIMIT YOURSELF? SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS, SELL OIL AS WELL!

Step 6: GUNS, SELL STOCKS, SELL DIAMONDS, SELL ROCKS, SELL WATER TO A FISH, SELL THE TIME TO A CLOCK.

Step 7: PRESS ON THE GAS, TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF THE BRAKES THEN RUN TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

Step 8: BIG SMILE MATE, BIG WAVE, THAT'S GREAT, NOW THE TRUTH IS OVERRATED, TELL LIES OUT THE GATE.

Step 9: POLARISE THE PEOPLE, CONTROVERSY IS THE GAME, IT DON'T MATTER IF THEY HATE YOU, IF THEY ALL SAY YOUR NAME!

Step 10........: The world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause. You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a ♥♥♥♥♥ and you sell sea shells on the sea shore........