this image is actually disgusting

pyro is indeed the worst class. for one; he is very boring. i do not enjoy pyro. he also appears to be overweight.

the random circle is an interesting choice because it's like the forrest gump chocolates quote, you never know what'll happen. will you be scout? soldier? maybe. that would be exciting. but there's also a chance you'll become pyro so that is why its so low on the list, god ♥♥♥♥ you pyro.

heavy is such an iconic character in gaming history, even people who don't play the game look at this guy and say "hey thats the guy from that garrys mod video i watched". Heavy just transcends TF2 entirely which is why it hurts so much to put him at number 8 despite deserving it entirely for how slow he is. fatty fatty boom boom.

ssandich

]it was a very smart move from valve industries to allow players to simply sit back and watch and appreciate the beautiful art style of the game and hey man sometimes you just wanna chill instead of chasing those points yknow

this decision to include spectator class is how a game lasts 15 years, truly shocking and horrific

yeah hes good

now the guard dog is not actually in team fortress 2, which is truly a twist i bet most of you didnt see coming. but the fan-made guard dog was so good that it earned spot number 5. the guard dog is very useful because he could bring you ammo if you needed it, which i do because im always running out of ammo all the time, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

that twitter account that only posts about whether or not you can pet dogs in video games is terrible

soldier has a rocket launcher in a game that has a lot of close range weaponry so naturally you can just turn people into paste as they charge you with a shottergun. this is ridiculous. but it is also funny when someone explodes, ten points for soldier.

rick may is dead but his soul lives on in the iconic character of the tf2 soldier.

the Sny appears to be the sniper wearing spy's suit, so he has the wit and charm of the best TF2 character along with the sneakyness of the spy. this is a very good idea and also the name is hilarious i say sny to myself in my house for no reason. sny.

he's sittin there like O < O

badass

this is the guy that redefined base building for multiplayer games. every other game wants an engineer-like class in their games thanks to TF2, but they will never come close to how perfect it was done right here. the engineer is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beast and to make him a genius crazy texan is just mwah, thats the chefs kiss noise. and for those reasons, engineer is the number 1 character in team fortress 2.

So there it is, the definitive TF2 tier list, I don't think I forgot anyone and if I did they probably don't matter. Everyone knows Demoman is the best class anyway.



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