This game is very difficult. If your anything like me though, you are a very smart individual. Though I am very smart, I am challenged by this game. The story is so rich you can get lost in it, and same goes for the scenery. This can distract you from the real message. "Are Cheeze-Its literally Satan?" The game quite brutally communicates to you. First, ask yourself this:

To begin, click on the game in your Steam library and hit "Play Game." After you have done this the game should boot up, and have a beautiful opening sequence. Now if you listen carefully, you should hear air-raid sirens and screaming children.
Now once the screams stop, the "sky" should be dark red, like the blood of Freddi's enemies. At this point you should feel a pulsing in your temples, and this is regular. Continue to play.

Now you should see a little black mark in the top right of your vision. This is just a little bit of the magic working. Now before you truly delve into this game make sure to call anyone close to you and say "Yo, I'm moving to Switzerland, never contact me again." They will take it as a joke of course, but make sure to lock your door and closed your blinds. Now let's truly start this game.

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