Porcelain Tales is a 3d platform game where you play a gnome to help a witch steal a set of teeth from a vampire 🤷‍♂️. It generally takes about 30 mins to complete a playthrough and has 10 achievements to unlock.

Note: It will take you at least 3 runs to get all the achievements.

Timestamps
0:00 Intro
2:00 Going through the tutorial area
2:55 Entering the main hallway
5:50 Solving the weight puzzle
8:08 Solving the bedtime stories puzzle
10:24 Solving the locked amulet chest puzzle
11:18 Collecting the remaining hats in the vampires room
12:56 Collecting the remaining potion ingredients for puzzle
15:45 Collecting remaining gnome hats in the main hallway
17:38 Solving the moonlight puzzle
20:20 Mixing the ingredients for the poison
21:34 Mixing the ingredients for the sleep potion
22:10 Spiking the vampires glass
22:58 Collecting and delivering the vampires teeth
25:10 Ending

Once Upon a...
Start a new chapter

Unlocked as soon as you start the game


Jack and the Beanstalk
Reach the top of the shelf in the hallway

Unlocked as you climb to the top shelf in middle of the main hallway.


Humpty Dumpty
Break thirty items from a great height

Simply knock objects off tables and shelves until this unlocks.


Moonfairy!
Pick the vampire’s favorite flower

Story related and unlocked when you solve the light puzzle in the main hallway.


One Jump Ahead
The vampire could not find you

Let the vampire find you (the eye indicator turns red) and then hide (it turns yellow). Stay hidden until the eye indicator turns back to white, the achievement will then unlock.


The Tortoise and the Hare
Finish all four puzzles

Will unlock once you've completed all the main 3 objectives AND the amulet chest puzzle.


Jack the Dullard
Uh oh, you broke the item the witch desired most

Towards the end of the game, simply throw/drop the vampires dentures from a large height.


Hearts are Made to be Broken
Finished the bad ending

Story driven and unlocked when you complete the bad ending. See Father Time for details.


Father Time
Complete every ending

There are 3 different endings to the game requiring at least 3 playthroughs. They all involve mixing the 2 recipes in the small pot (cauldron?) on the kitchen room counter. These are...

• Purple ingredients make poison.
  
• Yellow ingredients make the sleeping powder.

1) Happy ending - mix the sleeping powder and use it on the vampires glass. Do NOT mix the poison. You also need to have found all 20 hidden hats.
2) Poison ending - mix the sleeping powder and use it on the vampires glass. Then mix the poison as this will affect the dentures/witch.
3) Bad ending - mix the poison and use it on the vampires glass. Do NOT mix the sleeping powder.

Whichever ending you plan to take, you have to deliver the vampires dentures to the witch's study room to complete the game.


Over the Garden Wall
Collect all twenty missing gnomes

As the title describes, collect all 20 hidden gnome hats. You can either watch the playthrough above or use the timestamps and guide below.


You Are Number 21
Join your fallen brothers

New hidden achievement - Simply lose all your lives and therefore become the 21st hat :(


At the Top of Your Lungs
This scream is especially painful

New hidden achievement - This achievement is luck based (1 in a 100 chance unfortunately) and you get this by taking damage (ie. from falling) where you become "cracked" and slower. Let the witch repair you and keep repeating until you get it.

For reference I got the achievement in the first room right at the start of the game by jumping off one of the top platforms and got it on my 8th try. You'll know you've succeeded as the gnome has a unique scream when he lands.

1) 2:25 - (cyan hat) - on shelf on opposite wall in starting room.
2) 3:38 - (white hat) - on table in main hallway.
3) 4:05 - (red hat) - in the open area under the table in the kitchen.
4) 4:42 - (yellow hat) - inside the cupboard at the back of the kitchen.
5) 4:53 - (red hat) - on a shelf behind some stacked ups on a wall in the kitchen.
6) 5:32 - (blue hat) - next to the ingredient dish on the counter in the kitchen.
7) 5:40 - (purple hat) - behind a leaning book on the counter in the kitchen.
8) 7:31 - (red hat) - on top of the cooker in the kitchen.
9) 7:42 - (cyan hat) - in a pan on the stove in the kitchen.
10) 9:52 - (purple hat) - hiding inside a bottle on a table in the vampires bedroom.
11) 11:24 - (cyan hat) - behind the suitcase/bookcase in the vampires bedroom.
12) 11:42 - (cyan hat) - under the desk in the vampires bedroom.
13) 12:12 - (purple hat) - on the first shelf above the desk in the vampires bedroom.
14) 12:22 - (cyan hat) - on the top shelf above the desk in the vampires bedroom.
15) 12:48 - (yellow hat) - on the vampires side table in vampires bedroom.
16) 16:07 - (yellow hat) - on a table at the back of the main hallway.
17) 16:55 - (cyan hat) - on the top shelf, above the kitchen door in the main hallway.
18) 17:20 - (purple hat) - at the very end of the top shelf in the main hallway.
19) 23:40 - (yellow hat) - use the amulet in the available slot in the bookcase in the witch hallway (as soon as you exit the main hallway).
20) 24:32 - (white hat) - on one of the shelves in the witch study (last room).