Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

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Homemade Pickles
By Humpty_Dumpty
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Ingredients
- 1 medium-to-large cucumber or 2 small cucumbers (ideally 12 ounces total)*
- ½ cup water, at room temperature or cooler
- ½ cup rice vinegar
- 1 ½ tablespoons maple syrup or sugar
- 1 ½ teaspoons fine sea salt
- ¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes (optional, for heat)
- 20 twists of freshly ground black pepper
- 2 leafy sprigs of fresh dill, roughly chopped (about ¼ cup)
- 2 cloves garlic, peeled and smashed
- 1 bay leaf
Instructions
1. For pickle rounds (“chips”), slice the cucumber(s) into thin rounds, about ⅛-inch thick. Or, for spears, slice them in half lengthwise, then slice the halves lengthwise into quarters, then slice the quarters lengthwise into eighths. If your spears are long like mine (from one long cucumber), slice them through the middle so they’re not too tall for your jar. Set aside.

2. In a liquid measuring cup or bowl, combine the water, vinegar, maple syrup, salt, red pepper flakes (if using) and black pepper. Stir until most of the salt has dissolved into the liquid, about 30 seconds to 1 minute. Set aside.

3. Place the cucumbers into a wide-mouth jar about 3 to 4 inches in diameter, tall enough to offer at least 1 inch of extra space on top (for pickle spears, it’s important that all the pickles fit snugly, vertically—a wide-mouth pint-sized mason jar would work well).

4. Top the cucumbers with the dill and garlic. Tuck the bay leaf into the side of the jar. Pour the all of the liquid over the cucumbers so they’re fully submerged. Cover and refrigerate for at least 1 hour (for pickle rounds) or at least 3 hours (for pickle spears). The flavor will continue to develop over the next couple of days. These pickles will keep for up to 3 weeks in the refrigerator.
Notes
CUCUMBER OPTIONS: For thinly sliced pickles, I love to use English (seedless) cucumbers. Kirby, Persian and garden-variety cucumbers will also work great. For pickle spears, use two Kirby or small garden cucumbers (about 6 ounces each). Or, use one longer garden cucumber (about 12 ounces) as shown here—you’ll just need to slice the spears in half through the middle so they’re not too tall for your jar.
Enjoy
Mmmmm pickles, taste better with nutella
22 Comments
Brob 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:48am 
accidentally crafted a pipebomb with this recipe
Humpty_Dumpty  [author] 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:19pm 
pickleee
Humpty_Dumpty  [author] 18 Aug, 2022 @ 4:00pm 
mm
satoru gojo 13 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05pm 
Why?
Pickles™ 13 Feb, 2022 @ 11:39am 
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Iridom 13 Feb, 2022 @ 8:54am 
reported for sexual content
Roobbee 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:48am 
Relatable
Humpty_Dumpty  [author] 13 Feb, 2022 @ 4:13am 
@tortilla man comment unclear, cant reply
Bee 12 Feb, 2022 @ 10:30pm 
instructions unclear, can't do this in Gmod
M 12 Feb, 2022 @ 5:15pm 
instructions unclear mistaked cucumbers for penis. penis now burns