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Portal cake recipe
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Prep Time: 1 hour, 20 minutes

Cook Time: 40 minutes

Total Time: +- 2 hours

Yield: 1 8-inch round 3-layer cake
Ingredients
- 1 1/2 cups (3 sticks) unsalted butter, plus more for greasing the pans
- 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder, plus more for pans
- 1/2 cup boiling water
- 1 cup milk
- 1 Tbsp pure vanilla extract
- 4 lightly beaten large eggs
- 3 cups sifted cake flour
- 1 tsp baking soda
- Chocolate and vanilla frosting of your choice
- 1/2 ttsp salt
- 2 chocolate bars, grated
- Maraschino cherries
- Whipped cream
- 2 1/4 cups sugar or granulated sugar substitute
Instructions
1. Preheat oven to 350 F. Butter three 8-inch round cake pans and dust bottoms and sides of pans with cocoa powder; tap out any excess. Sift cocoa into a medium bowl, and whisk in boiling water. Set aside to cool.

2. In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream butter on low speed until light and fluffy. Gradually beat in sugar until light and fluffy, 3 to 4 minutes, scraping down sides. Beat in vanilla.

3. Slowly add in lightly beated eggs, beating between each addition, scraping down the sides as needed.

4. In a large bowl, sift together flour, baking soda, and salt. Whisk milk into reserved cocoa mixture. With mixer on low speed, alternately add flour and cocoa mixtures to the batter.

5. Divide batter evenly among the pans. Bake until a cake tester comes out clean, 35 to 45 minutes. Transfer layers to wire racks and let cool for 15 minutes. Turn out cakes, and return to racks, tops up, until completely cool.

6. Place one cake layer on a serving platter; spread 1 1/2 cups vanilla frosting over the top. Add the second cake layer, and spread with another 1 1/2 cups vanilla frosting. Top with third cake layer. Cover outside of cake with 3 cups of the chocolate frosting.

7. Sprinkle with chocolate shavings and top which dollops of whipped cream and Maraschino cherries.
Enjoy
Enjoy portal cake
175 Comments
andrewsutter14 6 Aug @ 7:06am 
omg this is sick but you forgot the cardboard or whatever underneath the cake:GDNormal:
frededick 30 Jul @ 8:05am 
i expected the tutorial `is a lie`
Jorbird21 11 Jul @ 3:55pm 
the cake is a lie. :p2aperture::p2blue::p2orange::p2chell::p2cube::p2turret::p2wheatley:
acidic.pancakes 11 Jul @ 5:24am 
this cake is a lie
got to be sly
about subscribing to this thread
if i do it wrong glados will leave me dead
The pie shall still stand
Lets be honest its nothing grand
acidic.pancakes 11 Jul @ 5:17am 
The cake is a lie so have some pie :cherrypie:
AbetheEngineer 25 Jun @ 3:55pm 
ITS NOT A LIE AFTER ALL THIS TIME, GORDON TRYING TO GATEKEEP HIS SECRET RECIPIE.
lego.brian.100 19 Jun @ 10:32am 
try saying it 10 times
lego.brian.100 19 Jun @ 10:32am 
the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie
SuperSonicGamer597 15 Apr @ 8:50am 
wrong

https://www.reddit.com/r/Portal/comments/1riuu2/the_cake_recipe_for_those_scientific_bakers/

this is the real recipe (no actually this is from portal 1)
glich 7 Apr @ 6:42pm 
THE CAKE IS A LIE IT HAS NROTEOCSIN