1ST SPEND 99999999999999999999999999999999999 on the most expensive keyboard then look for s (this will take a couple of hours) then PUNCH IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN breaking the keyboard. then reapeat

Help I don't have a keyboard

whats the S key?

Berzerk your heart is full of hate

well...
he did technically do what he was told to do.

that a good one

Go fuck yourself Berzerk, this guide, did infact, save my entire life, my marriage, and my relationship with my friends, without this game i would be nobody, just drifting through the ordinary life, but now, i am different, reformed.

getting booring those how to press button and totally unhelpful guides. and people also giving thumbs up and stuff.
like cancer.
what about actual guides where somebody does something productive?

(copy an paste this to any similar unhelpful guide)

can we get side ways? i just move the mouse but idk know were the strafing keys are. pwease help me yick :(

can we get a guide for how to jump, so far ive learnt walking backwards and forwards through guides