Deep Rock Galactic

Deep Rock Galactic

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Why The Crossbow Sucks (NEVERMIND IT'S BAD AGAIN)
By 2fort.twerkers and 1 collaborators
Proving the crossbow sucks in game and the lore (once and for all)
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The reasons...
1. It's a BOW
Cross BOW? first of all, turn the cross bow around sideways and what do ya got? A BOW! are you to busy drinking you 4 leaf lovers to get rid of the buzz of the daily beer? I don't care if this thing was some sort
of BFG insta kill gun i aint no BOW user.

2. I don't want to pull back 200 pounds of force every second
It makes your arm hurt, like im pretty strong but doing it hundreds of times a mission then going on to mission 2 really hurts, i don't want to do some horrible mechinic tech so i can kill grunts at a higher rate than spraying into them with a zurkovs or shotguns.

3. EXPLOSION ROUNDS IS GARBAGE AND SUCKS

The explosion round is terrible, IDC what loser rubys say, i want BOOM BOOM! I'm not playing some moba where i have to do combo attacks to do the most AOE!
It's like I'm shooting a piss soaked turd from a quirt gun and when the AOE "explosion" sets off it's so underwhelming, I WANT BOOM BOOM

2. Short history on the origins of crossbow
RND are making such weapons to help against the rival company? why use the cross bow?
The elves actually first created the crossbow in order to pierce the skin of young baby dwarf hides in order to steal there penus skin for adrenacrome to reach immortality. that was thousands of years ago, but do we have to bring back such a weapon from the past and use it in our own smelly dwarf fingers?

3. Pheromone arrows LMFAO
First of all i thought the pissplosion rounds where these things and I almost had a mania induced episode, i was playing with my baby sister and I almost threw her out the window until my friend calmed me down and told me that the explosion rounds where actual just pissy pee arrows.

after all i might be using the crossbow but I'm not that much of a loser! I used pheromone grenades ones and I still lash myself to this day. Why use ACTUAL PEE rounds when i can just put some ROUNDS into a bunch of stupid bugs

3. Aim bot electric arrows
I don't play on an Xbox controller, I don't need the help aiming this freaky little creature of a gun.

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4. I'M updating this in a couple of hours so come back if you want the 4th reason im still thinking of reasons and i heard screaming on my friends mic and he went offline
CROSSBOW GOOD?
Bodkin points are pretty good. and feel pretty good. Still pretty ♥♥♥♥ but alright in some situations. would only ever use on like 2 ever builds but it aint bad, special ammo still ♥♥♥♥ and unfun to use. although it looks cool.

The eletric ♥♥♥♥ is suppose to help with swarmers but it's annoying as ♥♥♥♥ how a 1 cm bump cuts off the current when I'm trying to lay them on the ground, ♥♥♥♥ off
19 Comments
2fort.twerkers  [author] 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:24pm 
it's been like three years is it still shit DAMN!!!
76561198405381506 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:08pm 
true
2fort.twerkers  [author] 18 Dec, 2022 @ 3:18pm 
I'm probably better than you at the game. Not going to spend the amount of time it takes to use it when i could of already gotten the job done doing anything else.
I <3 EggsBenedict 18 Dec, 2022 @ 2:39pm 
speak for yourself NOOB
2fort.twerkers  [author] 25 Sep, 2022 @ 11:16am 
stfu british
gltysprk 25 Sep, 2022 @ 9:56am 
This is cringe.
Torres, The Devourer 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am 
The crossbow can be built in many different ways. Electric bolts and trifork volley are great for single target damage. Pheromone bolts and bodkin points are excellent for Crowd Control. Explosive chemical bolts can be great for groups of enemies, and work well In an IFG felid (so do cryo and fire bolts but especially fire bolts). Cryo bolts are great for freezing high priority targets. Fire bolts cans melt groups of enemies if you play your cards right. Quick fire is such a great generalist OC that works in many different situations. Specialist allows for a crop ton of special bolts with a long duration give it another shot. You might like. If you don’t, then you don’t have to use it.
2fort.twerkers  [author] 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02pm 
sure
Torres, The Devourer 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:38pm 
Still haven’t changed your mind? Huh. I genuinely encourage you to give the crossbow another shot and put the meme guide aside for just some missions. You can build the crossbow in many different ways, it’s very useful that way. I’d be happy to help you
2fort.twerkers  [author] 11 May, 2022 @ 1:51pm 
Saying crossbow is better than gunners coil gun is like saying a pen is better for writing than your own spit.