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Contrary to popular belief, Vaporeon was never compatible for breeding with humans at all. Far from it. For starters, most of them male, 87.5% male to be exact, and they're not even in the Human-Like egg group anyway. Not only that, but the copypasta diluted the truth about Vaporeon's abilities, hence why I will now set the record straight. Hydration only works when it's raining and Water Absorb, which has a darker nature that I will get to talk about soon, doesn't mean your Vaporeon will turn white after you "pull out." I know this because sperm is more transparent and not white at all. Also, what wasn't mentioned is that Vaporeon can control water easily, meaning that Vaporeon can perfectly utilize the water it can control to enter a person's orifices until they explode. Vaporeon's biology allows it to defeat its opponent by entering any human orifice effortlessly.

did you know that in terms of pokemon vaporeon is the coolest :)