The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Are A baseball time that is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that they have not won since 1955. The team was founded in 1947 but has been a minor league affiliate of the Yankees since 1953. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥'s home stadium is called "♥♥♥♥ Field." They are owned by an Italian mobster named Angelo Bruno. He is the brother-in-law of Lucky Luciano. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ were once managed by Joe Torre who later became manager of the New York Yankees. Their mascot is a very aggressive dog named Bulldog. The mascot will chase anybody off their turf if they go onto it. When Bulldog chases somebody away from his turf, he is said to be "bulldogging" them. Bulldog's name is actually Brutus. Brutus is a bulldog who is always very angry at people because nobody likes him. Brutus also has a bad temper. Brutus can sometimes get out of control and bite people on the ass when they try to enter his turf. If Brutus bites someone, then the person who got bitten will need stitches for sure. Brutus is very protective of his turf and will not let anyone come near it unless he wants them there. Brutus will not allow any kids or adults on his turf either. Brutus is known as one of the most dangerous dogs in America today. Many people have gotten bit by Brutus and ended up with scars all over their bodies. Brutus is also known for biting many balls during games. He is often seen chewing on balls during the game. Brutus even bit the ball before the game started. One time, Brutus bit the pitcher's rubber after he threw a pitch. Brutus can do this because he is allowed to chew anything on his turf. Brutus is also known for eating things that are thrown into his mouth. During a game, Brutus ate a whole hot dog right off the bat. This happened just last year. Brutus also eats popcorn, cotton candy, nachos, peanuts, pretzels, water bottles, and more. Brutus has eaten so much food while playing baseball that he gained 10 pounds of weight. That is why Brutus now weighs 200 pounds instead of 150, but that makes him stronger! Brutus's favorite foods include hamburgers, pizza, chicken wings, french fries, and steak. Brutus loves steaks especially. Brutus does not like broccoli though. Brutus also drinks beer. Brutus is well-known for drinking beers during games. Brutus enjoys drinking beer on his turf because it helps him relax. Beer also gives Brutus energy, which is important for a bulldog. Brutus also chews on cigarillos. Cigarillos help Brutus get rid of his stress. Brutus is very popular around the world. He is considered one of the greatest athletes in history. His fans call themselves "Brutalists." The "Brutalist" Start Killing People and is Called "Bulldogging" them because Brutus can end matches by "Bulldogging" Somebody by Pushing them to the end of the match and Bite Them. Brutalists also don't like people on their turf. Brutalists are a group of hardcore baseball fans who follow the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ team. Brutalists love watching Brutus play baseball because they think he is the best player ever. Brutalists are usually very aggressive and will kill anybody who comes on their turf. Brutalists are very loyal to Brutus. Brutalists will defend Brutus against any other baseball players, no matter how famous they may be. Brutalists never forget about Brutus and would die defending him. Brutalists are extremely violent. They are known for using guns and knives to attack people on Brutalist turf. Brutalist turf is located in the Bronx. Brutalist turf is so dangerous that police officers and security guards cannot enter without getting killed. Brutalist turf is full of dead bodies. Brutalist turf is also known for being the worst place in America to live. Brutalist turf is also known for having very bad weather conditions. Brutalist turf is also known for having lots of rats, cockroaches, snakes, and bugs. Brutalist turf is also known for its smelly trash cans. Brutalist turf is also known for being a very scary place. Brutalist turf is also known for being very dirty. Brutalist turf is also known for having very poor air quality. Brutalist turf is also known for being infested with flies. Brutalist turf is also known for being covered in graffiti. Brutalist turf is also known for being a very dangerous place. Brutalist turf is also known for being a very depressing place. Brutalist turf is also known for being very unsanitary. Brutalist turf is also known for being a very creepy place to live. Brutalist turf is also known for being a very terrible place to visit. Brutalist turf is also known for being very filthy. Brutalist turf is also known for being very haunted. Brutalist turf is also known for being a very unhealthy place to live. Brutalist turf is also known for being very dangerous. Brutalist turf is also known for being a very sadistic place, Where People Perform ♥♥♥♥ And Ball Torture people they don't want to kill until their ♥♥♥♥ Explodes. Brutalist turf is also known for being very nasty. Brutalist turf is also known for being very seedy. Brutalist turf is also known for being very unsafe. Brutalist turf is also known for being very deadly. Brutalist turf is also known for being very dangerous. Brutalist turf is also known for being very mean. Brutalist turf is also known for being very disgusting. Brutalist turf is also known for being very rude. Brutalist turf is also known for being very evil. Brutalist turf is also known for being very violent. Brutalist turf is also known for being really cold and wet. 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By Chazz Woodcock (a book of short stories)
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The First Story I wrote about the Baby ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is Called "Baby ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". It Is About Two Little Babies Named Emma And Avril Who Were Bitten By Brutus The Dog At Their Infant School Because They Went On Brutus' Turf Without Permission. Brutus Bit Their Balls Off While They Were Trying To Enter His Turf. Both Girls Needed Very Serious Surgery After Brutus Chewed On Their ♥♥♥♥♥. Doctors Said They Could Not Remove The Balls From Both Children Or Else They Would End Up Dying. Doctors Also Did NOT Want To Leave Any Pieces Of Balls Inside Either Child So They Had To Pull All Balls Out During Surgery. They Kept As Much Skin As Possible For Each Kid. Once Brutus Saw What Was Happening, He Came Running Right Over To Brutalist Territory Just Like He Does Every Day. Brutus Killed Emma And Avril During The Fight.

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