First, a small break to discuss ten facts about chickens!
1. Chickens can distinguish between more than 100 faces of their own species.

2. Chickens know who’s boss—they form complex social structures known as “pecking orders,” and every chicken knows his or her place on the social ladder.

3. Chickens have full-color vision

4. Chickens love to play and will run, jump and sunbathe when given the chance

5. They experience rapid eye movement (REM) sleep, which means they dream just like we do.

6. Chickens have pain receptors that give them the ability to feel pain and distress. Put yourself in the shoes (or the feathers) of a battery hen—or 452 million of them, which is how many are used for their eggs each year.

7. Hens defend their young from predators. (Legends!!)

8. Chickens have more than 30 types of vocalizations to distinguish between threats.

9. Chickens are just like human mothers who talk to their babies in the womb—a mother hen begins to teach calls to her chicks before they even hatch.

10. Research suggests that chickens are cleverer than toddlers. Hens have exhibited mathematical reasoning, self-control and even structural engineering. (TheSmartChicken strikes again)

1.) just drink loads of the milk lmao fr you become massive and you poo everywhere