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How to successfully use the Car SMG!

By [DiroMcNinjo] MDot

Have 3 braincells remaining after listening to an eleven year old talk about how dead Titanfall 2 is even though it has 5 thousand active players? Do you have trouble walking after putting so many dildos up your ass? Yes? Then this guide is for you!

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Category: Gameplay Basics

Languages: English

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7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:50am

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Guide Index

Overview

How to equip the Car SMG

Actually using the Car SMG

Damn...

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How to equip the Car SMG

First of all, you need to have it. Buying it is no easy task, due to your arm not being able to move properly ever since November. Here is an easy way to do it in just 6 steps!

Step 1: Launch the Game
Step 2: Join Multiplayer
Step 3: Go to loadouts
Step 4 (Hardest one yet, actually have to use two of three braincells for this one): Find the CAR SMG in the Submachine Gun tab.
Step 5: Since you probably bought Titanfall 2 off of Steam with your mommy's credit card, you probably have 500 coins. You will have to buy it if this is your first-third time playing.
Step 6: If you overcame the overwhelming odds and used your mouse, you are able to equip it now! Wow!

Actually using the Car SMG

Wow, doing this must be overloading your 3 braincells. Go drink some water first before continuing.
This will be how you are gonna use it in a game in 2 easy steps!

Step 1: Join a multiplayer game
Step 2: Shoot the Car SMG

Wow, you must be so skilled! You are already topfragging with 30 kills!

Damn...

This was probably not an easy task. Not only have you stopped showering, but you also sacrificed everything. With everything, I meant jacking off for the 7th time today. I can't express my gratitude to you reading this and I hope this will make you a better human.

34 Comments

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theodorecavjohnson 19 Feb @ 2:51pm

to Oliver; no, i haven't, because i don't use the CAR because i don't want to be a 3-brain celled idiot trying to get good at the game by using op weapons (no hate on Oliver's comment)

N0vaSpart4n 1 Sep, 2024 @ 6:33am

just use what's fun man. you get killed by everything in like 2 seconds anyways.

Oliver 27 Aug, 2024 @ 4:27pm

I have a question:
have YOU ever gotten 30 kills using CAR?

Hex: Yunara Abs 16 Aug, 2024 @ 3:23pm

@Aprainion The fact I knew which Euphoria you were talking about.......

gen 14 Aug, 2024 @ 2:29pm

i tried this whilst stroking and fucked it up, guide is too hard for me. please rewrite :((((((((

Aprainion 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:04pm

Evolution:

Step 1: Somehow find one additional braincell
Step 2: Discover that there's more weapons in the game
Step 3: Tap on other tabs that isn't SMGs (It's really hard and scary. Oh god, OH FU-)
Step 4: Accidentally click on Grenadier tab.
Step 5: Question the alien technologies that you're seeing.
Step 6: Select one of them that says "EPG" (Whatever it is...)
Step 7: Get into a match
Step 8: Get killed a shit ton of times because you're a skillless CAR user with a brain of the toddler (Wait, never mind. Even toddlers are smarter than those poor beings. Apologies for the mishap.)
Step 9: Luckily get a kill with the EPG
Step 10: Absolute euphoria (And no, not THAT euphoria. The good one.)

Eggbert Splinglenuts 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:33am

firstly, I bought the game myself with my big boy debit card. Also, can someone explain how to launch the game? Do I do this before or after installing it?

[DiroMcNinjo] MDot [author] 6 Nov, 2023 @ 4:31am

guide is actually made by a kraber demon suck my dick

eloexx 5 Nov, 2023 @ 4:09pm

guide made by alternator user

hillaryandchris2009 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:18am

can yall help me every time i try to click play in steam it loads for a sec but then it stops it pops up EA and even that cant load

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