Among Us

Among Us

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How To Win As An Impostor
By Cheetos McBuggins
This guide will help you not look sussy in the hit game Amogus
   
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Step 1 - Become Homoerotic
Now, the first thing about impostors is that they're really averse and dodgy, especially during the discussion phase. To ensure prime innocence, proclaim your love for the same gender, especially someone that you know for a fact is hungering to eject you.
Step 1 Contingency Plan - Proclaim Divinity
If homoerotic tendencies don't get you to a place of innocence, try proclaiming divinity such as "I am Jesus Christ" or "I am the reincarnation of Zeus' long lost bastard child." Considering the average intelligence of crewmates, their proclivity to believe random, inane stuff will potentially scare them away from ejecting you, lest they "feel your wrath."
Step 2 - Recite "American Psycho" Lines
This step is pretty self explanatory. The best way to ease the notion that you are a literal murderer is by reciting lines of the main character in a movie that turned out to be a murderer and potential cannibal. Now, if they don't understand the reference, they may see you as super cool and not eject you; however, if they do, they may proclaim that you are sus. Consider this tactic a gambit, likened to chess.
Step 3 - The Art of War
Now, I have never read this classic by Sun Tzu, but I do remember one thing he touched on: don't go through vents. Oddly enough, while they do make somewhat convenient escapes, you only have a finite amount of time switching between vents, meaning a greater margin for being spotted. Additionally, make sure the game you're in actually *has* the role of Engineer for crewmates for a chance at denying your use of vents should you choose to ignore this step.
Step 4 - Silent Treatment
Just shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, unless you're following Step 1.
Step 5 - A Special Tip